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 Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
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A New ‘Bird Theory’ Is Going Viral, As People Find Evidence In Their Homes
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A woman’s theory about birds has gone viral, as people looked around their own homes and found evidence.

TikTok user @corndogcalamari, who asked for her name not to be used, is 31 and Vietnamese American and lives in Brooklyn, New York.

On December 29, she sparked what has become one of the first major online trends of 2026, as she shared her “bird theory” about the decor in white people’s homes—and people are quickly learning there might just be something to it.
 
As she told Newsweek: “I realized there was always bird decor over at my white friends’ houses and even at the houses of people whom I’ve dated. It was particularly noticeable because they’d often be large metal sculptures, taxidermied birds, or just something that stood out!”

In the video, viewed more than 500,000 times, the poster told the camera: “There is a bird somewhere in a white person’s home. I’m not talking about a physical bird: I’m talking about sculptures, little figurines, paintings—just decor; bird decor.”

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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2026, 10:51:30 am »
I guess that means anyone who has a bird in the decor is white no matter the color of their skin.  Or anyone who doesn't is a person of color.  I've thought I was white for 78 years and now I find I'm not.  This is so embarrassing, I'm going to change gender. twilight zonexxxx
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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2026, 10:52:07 am »
I've got a "bird" for her.
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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2026, 11:16:56 am »
No bird decorations here, aside from the imprint of the Holy Spirit made on my living room window by Mourning Doves fleeing from hawks.
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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2026, 11:34:02 am »
The only bird decor I have in my house is the bird poop way up high on my 2-story stone fireplace where a bird got into the house and did a little bit of business before we could get him out again. One of these days I've got to find a ladder tall enough to get up there and clean it off. In the meantime, it does blend into the stone fairly well.

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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2026, 11:34:32 am »
Great, more stereotyping, just what we need more of in this world.
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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2026, 11:44:15 am »
Nearly all "white" people also have a toilet in their house too...

Is there any evidence presented that other skin color people have fewer bird figurines in their homes to actually make a point???

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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2026, 11:55:43 am »
We have no bird decor, just a bird feeder outside.  :shrug:

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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2026, 12:11:11 pm »
No bird decor here.  Maybe its something about white folk who live in Brooklyn.  New Yorkers are among the most provincial people in the whole world and think whatever is true in New York, or even their own neighborhood of New York -- a lot of them who live in the outer boroughs are proud to be New Yorkers, but never go into Manhattan to take advantage of the great culture and restaurants available there -- is the norm.
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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2026, 12:54:34 pm »
Vietnamese chicken figurines

Vietnamese chicken figurines are part of a rich cultural tradition, with notable examples including the Dong Tao chicken, a unique breed from northern Vietnam known for its enormous legs, which are considered a delicacy, especially during the Lunar New Year (Tet) celebrations.
 These chickens were historically bred for royalty and are now valued for their size and rarity, with some specimens selling for over $1,000.
 While primarily known as a food item, the Dong Tao chicken’s distinctive appearance has also inspired artistic representations.

In addition to culinary significance, chickens appear in Vietnamese folk art and crafts. The traditional tò he toy, made from glutinous rice flour, often features animal figurines including chickens, which are crafted by artisans in Xuan La village near Hanoi.
 These edible figurines are shaped into various forms, including animals and characters from folk tales, and are sold year-round at public places like parks and school gates.
 Modern tò he artisans also create figurines inspired by international pop culture, such as Pikachu or Doraemon, indicating the evolving nature of this traditional craft.

Other Vietnamese-inspired chicken figurines are available commercially, such as decorative porcelain or glass pieces. For example, Vietnamese-style porcelain figurines, including those from Minh Long, are sold online and may depict roosters or chickens in traditional or stylized forms.
 Additionally, whimsical glass chicken figurines, handcrafted with vibrant colors and intricate designs, are marketed as decorative accents for home or garden use....

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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2026, 01:09:00 pm »
Photos of heron and osprey, 'working' wooden decoys from my youth (That I hunted over), decorative decoys, even a couple sculptures. I also have buffalo skulls Mrs Joe painted, and one i found. There are  fossil plants and a dinosaur bone, fossil snails, and a host of other fossil critters.

I wonder if she was mainly referring to eagles?
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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2026, 06:16:46 pm »
I looked around and I have a small duck decoy, a parrot wind chime, a picture of an owl and a ceramic goose that I bought in Mexico.

But I'm scratching my head about what that has to be with being white.  :shrug:

Next time I go to my Hispanic neighbors I'll look around.

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Re: Viral "bird theory" says all white people have one thing in common
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2026, 06:20:11 pm »


Next time I go to my Hispanic neighbors I'll look around.

I bet you will see Jesus and or Mary statues or pictures. 
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