Today's Toons 1/5/26

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Hunter Biden gave a 5-hour interview Tuesday and ripped his father President Biden's open border policy and disastrous Afghan withdrawal. Hunter's split with his dad was inevitable if you consider their religious differences. Joe is a devout Roman Catholic while Hunter is a Crystal Methodist.

California Governor Gavin Newsom declared a state of emergency over Southern California Thursday as flooding and mudslides followed violent weather systems that soaked the Southland. If you haven't noticed, Los Angeles has four seasons—brushfires, earthquake, flooding and anti-ICE riots.

The London Daily Mail reported the East African nation of Somalia held their first election in five decades last week in the capital city of Mogadishu. The Somalis went to the polls and voted for the candidate they felt would improve their lives. The winner in a landslide write-in vote was Tim Walz.

Homeland Security vowed to step up the deportation of illegal migrant gangs that are causing so much lawlessness in Democrat-run cities. Last Wednesday the Supreme Court decided to block Trump's plan to send the National Guard into Chicago. It was done out of safety for the National Guard.

Southern California was battered by El Nino rainstorms which threatened mudslides in Malibu with political implications. The most exciting House race between a Democrat and a Republican in 2026 may be between Barbra Streisand's house and Mel Gibson's house. Last one to the ocean is a rotten egg.

The Weather Channel reported that the three consecutive winter storms that deluged Southern California caused flooding, power outages and mudslides. It didn't take long for politicians to start playing the blame game. Trump is already blaming El Nino's arrival on Joe Biden's open border policy.

Hunter Biden let loose in a 5-hour podcast interview Monday where he slammed his father's open border immigration policy and his dad for the Afghan withdrawal. He said he's given up drugs, he's quit drinking and he's left the Democratic Party. It caused Joy Reid to declare that sobriety is racist.

FBI Director Kash Patel announced the FBI is moving out of the J. Edgar Hoover Building. It was named for the feared, iron-willed man who founded and ran the FBI for 50 years, whom many considered irreplaceable. Love him or hate him, J. Edgar Hoover left behind some very high heels to fill.

Jimmy Kimmel flew to London to post a Christmas Day message accusing the U.S. of devolving into fascism under Trump and calling Americans dumb. He doesn't have to suffer like this. Back when I suffered from Obama Derangement Syndrome, I took Mucinex, and it made me a lot less snotty.

The Biden family posted their Christmas family photo with Joe on the back row, almost totally blocked out by Jill. Hunter is in the center of the photo. It's a Biden family tradition that before every Christmas dinner, they all take their seats, join hands, close their eyes, and get their story straight.

Did I ever miss the boat...I spent the 2020 shutdown writing Covid jokes when I could have opened a Somali daycare.

The Democrats have Trump on video at Walmart with 15 items in his cart while standing in a 10-item line. This could be it.

FBI chief Kash Patel announced the agency's moving into new headquarters in DC. The FBI released a million documents about the powerful men in the pedophile sex ring in the 1990s, and from looking at the photos I have noticed one thing. That Epstein fellow was in a lot of the Clinton Files.

President Trump met with Benjamin Netanyahu Monday to plan Phase 2 of the peace deal with Hamas. The mysterious head of Hamas is known as Shadow. I read that after years of fighting, the Shadow is down to one arm, one eye and no legs, and I wonder if this is a war or a Monty Python sketch.

California's Bullet Train intended to run from San Francisco to L.A. is stuck in the Central Valley as the costs soared from $15 billion to $135 billion. The state is desperately seeking private partnerships. If the California Bullet Train were any more of a scam, it would be financed by Somali government bonds.

People here in L.A. are taking prudent medical precautions against the new Covid variant sweeping the US. Today I saw a guy vaccinating himself behind the bus station.

US forces overthrew the president of oil rich Venezuela. Democrats reacted furiously. They've stopped calling Trump Hitler. It's worse, now they're calling him Cheney.

Socialist dictator Nicholas Maduro was captured in Venezuela and flown to NY to face trial. If convicted he could get 4 to 8 years as Mayor Mamdani's Drug Czar.

I feel sorry for Mayor Mamdani. He was the darling of showbiz in New York for 2 days. Then Trump upstaged him by bringing New Yorkers what they want, a socialist with cocaine.

Nicholas Maduro is the first illegal alien to cross the border in 6 months. It's like Donald decided to break his own streak.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Jimino]

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[pookie18]

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[verga]

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[Polly Ticks]

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[Smokin Joe]

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