WHERE'S BONDI?Bongino walked. The base is restless. The Justice Department stayed exactly where it always is.The Last WireThe campaign promised a perp walk parade. Thunder and lightning. Justice served hot. High profile heads dragged into court. Accountability for a decade of lawless mischief. Instead, we are squinting at empty DOJ corridors, straining for movement that never comes.
Somewhere inside the Department of Justice, Pam Bondi is hiding behind a ficus plant. Striped shirt on. Red beanie pulled low. Peeking out at the chaos she promised to tame.
Where’s Waldo?No.
Where’s Bondi?Rallies screamed accountability now. The base wanted prosecutions yesterday. They were sold a vision of an Attorney General who would storm the corridors of power with a sledgehammer and a list, dragging the corrupt into public shame. What arrived instead were policy memos, personnel reshuffles, and a bureaucratic silence that echoes louder than any rally chant ever could.
The promised thunder turned out to be paperclips.
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