Today's Toons 12/29/25

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I think Americans need to constantly see the US flag flying just to remind us what country we're in.

CBS News forecast rainstorms and heavy snow in SoCal Christmas week. It'll lend a holiday mood. It's that special time of the year, when everyone is talking about and searching for that mysterious man who flies through the skies visiting the children from all over the world, Jeffrey Epstein.

The Justice Department released 13,000 Epstein files Friday showing Bill Clinton in photos with Epstein, other photos with hot young women and in Epstein's hot tub with 2 women. The evidence points to the conclusion that Bill Clinton may be a womanizer. Gee, you think you know a guy.

House Democrats claimed redactions in some of the Epstein files showed that the DOJ was covering up for Trump. The Biden DOJ had the Epstein files for 4 years and never used them. They'd already filed 92 criminal charges against Trump and I guess they didn't want to appear to be piling on.

CNN reports anti-ICE protestors are staging noisy rallies outside hotels where ICE agents stay to keep them from sleeping. Last week, in a clash with ICE in downtown L.A., a protester was shot in the testicle with a rubber bullet and the bullet shattered the testicle. The good news is, she will recover.

The Treasury Department dispatched IRS agents and welfare fraud investigators to Minnesota to try to track down all the welfare fraud committed by Somalis. Treasury agents estimate the scam totals $2 billion. The Somalis are so crooked that when they die, they have to be screwed into the ground.

The Transportation Department says 8 million Americans are flying someplace for Christmas this week. That doesn't count the annual winter arrival of all the Canadians. Here in Los Angeles I am sick and tired of Canadians coming down to our country and taking jobs away from our Mexicans.

Chuck Schumer urged the full release of un-redacted Epstein files after the first batch mainly showed photos of the pedophile clowning it up with Clintons and celebrities. One of the photos shows David Copperfield with Jeffrey Epstein. Then not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton made Epstein disappear.

The Pentagon destroyed a 25th suspected drug boat heading up the Pacific toward the U.S. from Colombia Saturday. The president has other options that would make him a lot more popular in Hollywood. He could legalize cocaine and the new Academy Award would be a golden statue of Trump.

President Trump ordered up a huge new fleet of powerful U.S. Navy battleships, carriers and subs, and said he will personally supervise their design. That can only mean each new submarine will include a big beautiful ballroom. Why should the Titanic be the only ship with a ballroom down there?

JD Vance trained with Navy SEALS today doing rope climbs, sprints and log carries. Not to be outdone, Kamala met the SEALS in a bar afterwards and drank them under the table.

Epstein files photos show Prince Andrew spraying on cologne while no one's looking. He favored a fruity scented cologne the teenage girls just love. It's called Statutory Grape.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!



Nope. Nice idea, but can't. Venezuelan crude is sour crude, and the residual H2S would kill them.

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!



Nope. Nice idea, but can't. Venezuelan crude is sour crude, and the residual H2S would kill them.

My pleasure, Smokin Joe! I guess that's a bad thing...

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!