Merry Christmas to All (and Thank God You’re Not a Democrat)
Derek Hunter
Well, it’s finally here – the day that seemed to take forever to arrive and was over in a blip when you were a kid: it is Christmas. First off, Merry Christmas. Hope it’s a good one. Second, as you slip into a food coma or spend all afternoon looking for missing pieces of some Lego set or trying to consolidate boxes, take a moment and reflect on the year that just was and thank God that you’re not a Democrat.
I get it, Christmas day might not be the time for such things, but I’ve moved beyond caring. These people have been so universally horrible in words and deeds that I can’t force myself to pretend to care anymore. Somewhere out there is a family being annoyed by some leftist pile of post-digested food who can’t stop talking about how Trump did something or other that is a “threat to democracy.” Since the odds of them choking on a turkey bone are slim, and you’d likely dislodge it and save their life if they did, you’re probably in the same “not giving a damn” boat I am.
I’m lucky in that there won’t be any liberals at my house; the family we’re having over are rational conservatives. Still, I will pour a little out for those unfortunate enough to have a sister who married a mutant or a brother whose girlfriend has multiple face piercings. My thoughts are with you on this day.
As for me, I fully expect to watch the Detroit Lions be eliminated from the playoffs this afternoon, but you never really know. My whole life, they have displayed an amazing ability to wait until the very last minute to let everyone down and this year they may do that again. It’s what you get used to growing up in Detroit. Though the anger this year is more understandable, as they’re actually achieving below their skill level more so than the other way around.
Let’s have a look at what I suspect Democrats are doing on this day.
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