Today's Toons 12/22/25

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The New York Times interviewed Kamala Harris Tuesday who said there'll be a marble bust of her in the U.S. Capitol. She boasted of her biracial background, saying her father was black and her mother a South Asian Indian. During the George Floyd riots her dad looted her mother's 7-Eleven.

President Trump informed reporters Thursday he intended to keep the oil and the tanker that he had seized off the coast of Venezuela. His enthusiasm can be contagious. Right after the huge oil tanker was in U.S. hands, Trump announced to the American people we now have a floating ballroom.

A Costa Mesa woman was charged with registering her dog to vote in the 2021 Gavin Newsom recall election. The dog pays nothing for its food and lodging and every mess it makes gets cleaned up by others. If that dog voted to recall Gavin, it should be kicked out of the Democratic Party for ingratitude.

The New York Times says Joe Biden can't raise any money for a presidential library. Instead they will add a library onto Biden Hall being built at the University of Delaware. The Biden School of Public Policy is a four-story structure and in Joe's honor the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

The Illinois legislature passed a law that bans federal agents from arresting illegal migrants within 500 feet of a courthouse. The language barrier is also a problem in court proceedings. Last week in San Francisco 2 guys showed up for their deportation hearing and the judge married them.

Pete Hegseth said he'll only show missile strike videos of the drug speedboats to the Armed Services Committee. The way Congress is griping about the destruction of cocaine on the high seas makes me think they're insider trading on coca crop futures. They want advance notice of each strike so they'll know when to sell short.

Illinois enacts a new law allowing for assisted suicide. This gives residents of Chicago permission to walk outside.

President Trump said Monday U.S. troops are in Syria to help secure a regional peace leading up to expanding the Abraham Accords. He's firing on all cylinders this week. Right now, the stupidest man on Earth would be an ISIS fighter trying to smuggle cocaine into the U.S. on a Caribbean oil tanker.

L.A. District Attorney Nathan Hochman announced that Nick Reiner will be charged with first-degree murder of his parents Rob Reiner and Michele. Nick will likely plead the insanity defense but he was clearly exhausted toward the end. He was doing the work of two men, Eric and Lyle Menendez.

Donald Trump watched Pride of the Yankees on the late show when he was a kid and dreamed of someday having an incurable disease named after him too. Is this a great country or what!

I'm guessing Venezuela's President Maduro will leave office without a shot being fired. President Trump has never started a war, unless you count the Women of The View.

Trump slaps Oil Embargo on Venezuela after seizing tanker and saying we'll keep the oil. Partisan opposition keeps getting worse. .In one week Democrats have stopped calling Trump Hitler and started calling him Cheney.

-- Argus Hamilton



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[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Cyber Liberty]

Pookie's Toons, making Monday mornings great again!  Thanks Pookie!!!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Pookie's Toons, making Monday mornings great again!  Thanks Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL! MMMPA, where P=passable

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[pookie18]

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