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BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.
« on: December 08, 2025, 11:15:30 am »


BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.

Witnesses were baffled: “He was just looking around with his eyes.”
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2025, 11:17:45 am »
A unicorn for sure.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2025, 11:33:45 am »
 :thud:



When my kids were younger, we instituted "no electronics Sunday".  They could read a book on a Kindle or watch TV, but couldn't play video games of any sort and we didn't have a fancy video streaming phone plan, so that wasn't an option either.

I'm thinking of reinstituting that concept for Sunday Family Dinner Night now.   
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2025, 03:44:42 pm »
Are you sure this "report" isn't from the Babylon Bee? wink777
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2025, 03:55:12 pm »
That kid dramatically improved his life expectancy just from increased situational awareness.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2025, 04:13:33 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on December 08, 2025, 03:55:12 pm
That kid dramatically improved his life expectancy just from increased situational awareness.
:yowsa:

Who knows? He might even intervene on someone else's behalf to stop them from stepping in front of a bus.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Teenager spotted downtown without phone.
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2025, 04:21:17 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 08, 2025, 04:13:33 pm
:yowsa:

Who knows? He might even intervene on someone else's behalf to stop them from stepping in front of a bus.

Or be culturally enriched.  Side note:  I kept Mrs. Liberty from stepping in front of a bus in front of the White House on our Honeymoon. 
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