Today's Toons 12/8/25

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Stephen Colbert's CBS Late Show angered Democrats by welcoming conservative Great American Jeans model Sydney Sweeney. Sydney looked like an absolute knockout. The next day, a Democratic federal judge in San Francisco ordered Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get one of those Butch haircuts.

The DOJ was ordered by a federal judge to explain why it didn't want the Epstein files released in July. Trump didn't want them released, whetting a media frenzy, then he agreed to their release, and the villains all turned out to be Democrats. In comedy this is known as the old exploding cigar trick.

President Trump aboard Air Force One Sunday did not deny he'd spoken on the phone with Nicholas Maduro, ordering him to step down. There's every indication Trump gave Maduro a final ultimatum. I don't want to say that it looks like war is imminent, but Jane Fonda just flew to Venezuela.

Horror movie themed Gilligan's Island movie pitched to studio. Let's guess how it ends. A US Navy plane sights the SS Minnow and mistakes the shaved coconut on the boat for cocaine and blows it to Kingdom Come.

The White House enacted strict new vetting rules for Afghan immigrants Monday. Some have tried to assimilate. On the day of the mass U.S. airlift exit from Afghanistan in 2021, many Afghans converted to Scientology hoping that it would allow them to hang on to an airliner wing like Tom Cruise.

House Oversight Committee James Comer declared Bill and Hillary Clinton must testify this month regarding their relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. It seems like the Clintons are always having to deal with another Epstein rumor. Last week their Thanksgiving turkey wasn't killed, it committed suicide.

Amazon's website is selling black ICE baseball caps just like federal agents wear. Last month I wore one to the emergency room and the place cleared out, saving me a 3-hour wait, and then the cap saved me 5 hours at the DMV. Don't wear it to McDonald's, the entire staff left and I never got my order.

The hottest holiday song on the British charts is Sharia Carey singing All I Want For Christmas is UK Benefits.

No one knows the former name of the boat double tapped by the Navy missile strike in the Caribbean. Its new name is Coke Zero.

The least Trump could do is to give Venezuela's President Nicholas Maduro a glass bottom boat so he can review his Navy.

President Trump officiated over the National Christmas tree lighting today. He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who gets deported by ICE, Donald Trump is coming to town!

FIFA chief honors Trump for ending the war between Cambodia and Thailand. If we'd only known Trump could end a war in Southeast Asia we'd have sent him there when he was 18.

Forty House Members retiring after this session. It's hilarious. It took a ban on insider stock trading to finally achieve the 2-term limit in Congress.

Netflix bought Warner Bros which is bad news for TCM viewers. Using AI to comply with Netxlix casting policy, Errol Flynn, Humphrey Bogart and Edward G Robinson will now be portrayed as sassy gay black women

Venezuela is producing its first-ever James Bond movie full of harrowing action and explosions. It's called License to Fish.

-- Argus Hamilton

From an internet reader. Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things".


"Full loaded car bombs driven by a jihadi
They all looked forward to electing Mamdani
City council benefits that come with some strings
These are a few of their free offered things.


Unrestrained Antifa and the warmth of their fires
Paid riots by Soros and economic quagmires
Property seizures and drug selling rings
These are a few of their free offered things


When their tax bites
When their bill stings
Will N.Y. feel sad?
They can simply remember these free offered things
And then they won't feel so bad."



(Thank you, Vulcan)

[deb]

Thanks, Pookie!

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!