Today's Toons 11/17/25

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New York City voters elected Zohran Mamdani, a radical socialist Muslim born in Uganda, to be New York Mayor the next four years. To celebrate Mamdani's win, progressive ice cream maker Ben and Jerry's created a new flavor called Uganda Be Mayor. It costs you $6.00 a pint plus $18.00 in taxes.

Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi addressed reporters in Washington, DC, to announce her retirement from Congress. Let us all congratulate her on her 112 years of public service. Nancy was hospitalized in Europe last December while suffering from a dangerously low blood alcohol content.

End the shutdown! Air traffic controllers can no longer direct the volume of gay guys being thrown off the roofs in New York during Mamdani's election week celebrations.

President Trump will visit Arlington National Cemetery today to honor the military veterans whom we all honor on this day who have fought to keep this nation free. What I'm saying is Happy Veterans Day from Los Angeles. Or, as they say on the campaign trail in New York City, Allahu Akbar!

Politico reports Zohran Mamdani's New York mayoral election received vocal help from Hollywood actors Mark Ruffalo and Cynthia Nixon. Also director Spoke Lee was a big backer. Meanwhile NBC is jumping on the Zohran Mamdani bandwagon with their new procedural drama Sharia Law and Order.

New York voters elected Zohran Mamdani, a Uganda-born South Asian radical Muslim socialist the city's next mayor. He'll be inaugurated outside city hall in January. For safety's sake, the flyover at Mamdani's inauguration ceremony has been canceled in case the planes take a detour into the buildings.

Jimmy Kimmel's wife Molly McNearney stated that she's estranged from her family in Kansas because they voted for Trump. Molly parlayed her husband's network TV fame to host a podcast to step into his spotlight to express her political views. Never wonder why Johnny Carson had four wives.

Joe Biden returned to the stage with guns blazing in Nebraska where he addressed a Democratic party fundraiser. He keeps moving upward. Having served as Senator, Vice President and President, Joe is anxious to take on his new challenge as color commentator for the Bingo Channel.

Speaker Mike Johnson blasted Senate Democrats for refusing to reopen the government for 40 days to try to resuscitate Obamacare plan subsidies. In 2010, Obamacare WAY over-promised to get it passed. Obama's Dental Plan assured meth addicts if you like your teeth you can keep your teeth.

The London Guardian declared that July 4th should become an international holiday for all countries to declare independence from the U.S. It'd be tough to untangle. On July 4th we have to go to Mexico to buy fireworks made in China to celebrate independence from England and drink Budweiser owned by Belgium and finally watch a World Series played in Canada dominated by players from Japan.

New York Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is preparing to take office on New Year's Day. He's planning a religious New Year's Eve gala for his Muslim brothers. Instead of a glitter ball dropping from the One Times Square skyscraper he's going to throw Anderson Cooper off the roof of the building.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy assured holiday travelers that flight restrictions will ease once all the air traffic controllers return. Nevertheless thousands of flights will still be cancelled over the next three weeks. This could be the most peaceful Thanksgiving we've had since the Pilgrims landed.

The Los Angeles Olympic Committee is reportedly set to ban transgender women from competing in women's sports in the 2028 Olympic Games. In women's swimming races, transgender women have a very unfair advantage. They're able to swim much faster in the water because they have a rudder.

President Trump welcomed Syria's president Ahmad al-Sharaa, who had once been a member of ISIS, to the White House Monday. He's the fifth Oval Office visitor in history with a previous international reputation as a terrorist, after Yassar Arafat, Nelson Mandela and Joe Biden's two dogs.

Denny's just named a new breakfast on its menu after Chuck Schumer. It's toast.

Stephen Colbert slammed CBS for settling a 60 Minutes lawsuit with Trump. Today's late-night hosts just aren't funny. Jimmy Kimmel's wife said she feels betrayed by her family back in Kansas because they love Trump and swears it has nothing to do with them all watching Johnny Carson reruns.

Democrats should come clean and switch their symbol from the donkey to Wile E. Coyote.

The penny has been completely eliminated. Apparently, it had information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

-- Argus Hamilton



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[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  I hope you had a great weekend!!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & your welcome, as always, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  I hope you had a great weekend!!

My pleasure, as ever & thanks, CL!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

Of course they eliminated the penny. There is no room for common cents in government.

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

Of course they eliminated the penny. There is no room for common cents in government.

You're welcome, Smokin Joe! (rim shot)