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Alabama ‘porch pirate’ suspect, dressed as woman, arrested
« on: November 01, 2025, 06:44:06 am »
Alabama ‘porch pirate’ suspect, dressed as woman, arrested
 
MOBILE, Ala. (WKRG) — A man suspected of stealing packages from Mobile and Mississippi porches has been arrested, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office.

According to an MCSO news release, deputies saw a black Ford Escape driving at a high rate of speed around 1 a.m. Friday near Boe Road extension and Spanish Trail.
 
When they stopped the driver, identified as Todd Anthony Bond, they reportedly found several packages in the car that matched the description of packages recently taken from someone else’s property.

Suspect in chase, retirement home break-in was convicted of 1996 murder
Caught on camera: A so-called porch pirate takes someone else’s packages in Mobile County.

Deputies also allegedly found several packages from Mississippi. Law enforcement in those areas has been notified.

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Re: Alabama ‘porch pirate’ suspect, dressed as woman, arrested
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2025, 04:31:58 pm »
"Porch pirate" ??
Even a REAL pirate wouldn't touch this one:

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Re: Alabama ‘porch pirate’ suspect, dressed as woman, arrested
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2025, 07:24:36 pm »
Argghhhhh.
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Re: Alabama ‘porch pirate’ suspect, dressed as woman, arrested
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2025, 08:04:45 am »
This is how you deal with a porch pirate:

https://twitter.com/SteveInmanUIC/status/1984810472739389609
[H]umanity repeats the worst mistakes of previous generations and ... every free, prosperous civilization will eventually be destroyed by that small fraction of its people who find no satisfaction in anything but anger.
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