Today's Toons 10/27/25

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President Trump ordered the National Guard to Portland to halt anti-ICE street rioting as well as to Chicago to protect ICE agents, both orders currently blocked by federal judges. Minneapolis poses an even bigger crisis. Right now, in Minnesota, Somali pirates control of 3,500 of the 10,000 Lakes.

President Zelensky met President Trump at the White House Friday. What the Ukraine president wants from the US is no secret. I had no idea that Zelensky was an Atlanta Braves fans until I saw him outside Trump's bedroom window that morning doing the Tomahawk Chop.

The US Senate voted a 10th time and failed Thursday in an effort to reach the sixty votes needed to pass the continuing budget resolution and re-open the federal government. The layoffs are affecting many of the senatorial functions. On Thursday the US government shut down Mitch McConnell's legs.

President Trump authorized the CIA to take action on land in South America against cartels, saying no cocaine boats have approached the US since a US Navy missile attack destroyed four of them. America is now officially in a war with South American cartels. Jane Fonda just flew to Colombia.

President Trump complained that Time editors put the worst profile photo of him possible on this week's cover. He'll never get credit from the progressive left. The Nobel Committee just met for one last time and awarded next year's Nobel Peace Prize to Greta Thunberg for ending the war in Gaza.

The No Kings rally had the 2nd biggest turnout in Washington, DC in history, second only to the rally greeting Queen Elizabeth in 2007.

New York City's annual Columbus Day parade had to be canceled due to dangerous heavy winds and approaching rainstorms. Christopher Columbus landed in the Bahamas in 1492 thinking he was in India. To add to his total confusion his map said he was entering the Gulf of America.

Bill Clinton congratulated Trump for getting a Hamas-Israel ceasefire after three days after Hillary praised Trump's Mideast deal. I think it's because many of the Mideast leaders are prospective Clinton Foundation donors. The Clintons prove you're never too old or too famous to still need money.

Hillary Clinton shocked political pundits by congratulating President Trump and praising his efforts to broker an end to the Israel-Gaza war. It gave Trump hope he can still win a Nobel Prize. Trump now hopes to win the Nobel Prize for Medicine for curing Trump Derangement Syndrome.

President Trump flew to Israel for the signing of the peace deal between Israel and Hamas. It drew bipartisan praise. Hillary Clinton congratulated Trump for brokering the peace agreement, while former President Biden issued a public declaration calling for Hummus to be replaced by ketchup.

If Trump would just add the word National to Immigration & Customs Enforcement people would say what NICE agents came to arrest them. Problem solved.

The reason crime is down in California is that nothing is against the law. The speed limit in LA depends on what song is playing.

Trump performed his 10th miracle in the White House Monday. He found enough American construction workers to remodel the East Wing.

Hollywood people are tired of the USPS constantly popping up in our inboxes to report that Your Package has Been Destroyed by the US Navy.

President Trump was ripped by mainstream pundits for tearing down the east wall of the White House to build a ballroom funded by Trump and donors. It's nothing new. Richard Nixon built a bowling alley, Barack Obama built a basketball court and Bill Clinton installed mirrors above the beds.

Robert DeNiro went off the rails again on a CNN panel Sunday denouncing President Trump and Stephen Miller in Third Reich terms. DeNiro called Trump, who got a peace deal for Israel, Hitler, and he called Stephen Miller, who's Jewish, a Nazi. So, what's next, Harrison Ford was a Storm Trooper?

Nancy Pelosi said No Kings, but maybe just a little Crown Royal.

I see the Biden border security team got jobs at the Louvre.

-- Argus Hamilton

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