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Offline rangerrebew

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Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized Mode
« on: October 24, 2025, 10:09:32 am »
Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized Modeling on the Side
 
Conservatives often try to get a bit cute with diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives by re-arranging the letters DEI into "DIE." Even as a conservative myself, I find the transposition a bit on the nose for my tastes.

One case where it's very true, however, is when you're talking about DEI in the Secret Service. That's what now-former President Joe Biden's team implemented -- and, as a report in RealClearPolitics on Wednesday indicated, it got so bad that one of the agents was a female plus-size model who couldn't pass a physical fitness test but was retained for diversity reasons.
 
The report was the latest in a series on the dysfunction of the Biden-era Secret Service by Susan Crabtree, who's extensively documented the failures of the agency under former head Kimberly Cheatle -- the Dorito-guarding DEI hire who resigned in the wake of the agency's numerous failures surrounding an attempted assassin who shot Republican presidential candidate and then-former President Donald Trump in the summer of 2024.

The latest report indicated how the agency continues to lag because of the hires and moves that Cheatle made -- and how it continues to put politicians and their families at risk, despite the Trump administration offering huge bonuses for recruiting or retaining qualified personnel.

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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2025, 10:23:15 am »
I have a niece that works for a state agency. They were told they had to rewrite all of their recruitment publications to hide the fact they are STILL using DEI in their hiring practices.
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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2025, 10:51:21 am »
Was the theory that Agent Lard Ass' gravity would draw bullets away from Biden? ... or make Jill Biden look more attractive by comparison?
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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2025, 10:53:01 am »
She was so fat she made Trumps Meal Team Six SS detail look emaciated.
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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2025, 03:33:58 pm »
Ok, is it Letitia James or Stacey Abrams?

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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2025, 03:43:21 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on October 24, 2025, 10:53:01 am
She was so fat she made Trumps Meal Team Six SS detail look emaciated.
I heard she was so fat that her service gun holster was an outside-the-Beltway.
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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2025, 04:43:22 pm »
She was so fat that when she fall out the bed, she falls out on both sides.
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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2025, 04:49:04 pm »
  She was so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, Britain colonized her.
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Re: Revealed: Biden's Secret Service Had Agent So Fat She Couldn't Pass Her PT Test, Did Plus-Sized
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2025, 04:58:17 pm »
Forget Brandon and his fumbles ... Trump again is moving us forward, that's what counts right now.
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