Is Being Insanely Stupid Actually a Cunning Democrat Strategy?
Kurt Schlichter
I think I am going to form a hip-hop group with some of my retired officer friends that we will call the Phat Generalzzz – dibs on being the human beatbox! That is, of course, a ridiculous idea, but you know how it differs from the nonsense the Dems keep trying to sell us? The difference is that I don’t mean it. I am not actually going to form a hip-hop group with some of my retired officer friends that we will call the Phat Generalzzz, though if I did, I would call dibs on being the human beatbox. But the Dems are serious about the ridiculous stuff they say and seek to put in effect as policy; in fact, they are positively solemn when they explain that it’s good for generals to be fat, that Trump is “Hitler 2: The Quickening,” and that dudes can totally get preggers.
Look, no one expects less from Democrats and their cuckold-curious former Republican fellow travelers than I do – one can literally not expect less from them; it’s been proven scientifically impossible. Yet, even I had to pause, scratch my head, and scan it for sarcasm (“IT’S CLEAN – NO SARCASM DETECTED”) when I saw that Sam Stein, who is some sort of poobah at one of the Dispatchwark Project outlets, tweeted with Margaret Dumont levels of fussy outrage that Hegseth fat-shamed the generals.
He did this on purpose, people.
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