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Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew her
« on: September 24, 2025, 08:57:59 am »

Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew her away with 12-gauge shotgun
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A South Carolina man shot his girlfriend dead with a 12-gauge shotgun "after an argument," then went out to his porch to kick back and relax, with cops finding him "eating potato chips, smoking cigarettes, and drinking a beer."

Alexander Harmon, 35, was found guilty last week of murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for the slaying of Katelin Crocker, 19, in June 2018. The 5th Circuit Solicitor's Office announced his conviction in a press release on Monday and recounted the events that led to Harmon being thrown behind bars after he jumped bail in November 2018.
 
"On June 2, 2018, Harmon's father alerted Kershaw County dispatch. He reported that Harmon confessed to shooting his girlfriend, Katelin Crocker, after an argument," the solicitor's office said. "Kershaw County Sheriff's Office deputies arrived at Harmon's home around 2 a.m. They found him on the porch, eating potato chips, smoking cigarettes, and drinking a beer. Harmon told deputies that Crocker was dead inside."

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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2025, 06:36:41 pm »
"Dead inside" as in inside the house (he went out onto the porch after) or "dead inside" as in 'a soulless person'?

Someone isn't wired right, either way.
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2025, 06:38:53 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 24, 2025, 06:36:41 pm
"Dead inside" as in inside the house (he went out onto the porch after) or "dead inside" as in 'a soulless person'?

Someone isn't wired right, either way.

Whatever happened to just breaking up?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wmyjGrN7M0
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2025, 07:03:34 pm »
What kinda chips? 
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2025, 07:09:19 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on September 24, 2025, 07:03:34 pm
What kinda chips? 


Finally, someone asks the real question!!!   :bigsilly:
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2025, 07:41:12 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on September 24, 2025, 07:03:34 pm
What kinda chips?

I blame the chips.
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2025, 07:48:48 pm »
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2025, 08:27:36 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 24, 2025, 06:36:41 pm

Someone isn't wired right, either way.
Sounds like he was kind of a pedo. But any time a middle aged man marries a young girl there is going to be trouble. This is a recipe for trouble. This is like looking for and inviting trouble into your life.

Older guys dreaming about young women and virgins, do not know the reality of it. It never works out to be the fantasy they have in their dreams. It may be fun for a week, or a month.

When I was 18, I looked at a 40 year old as the same as 60 years old. Eventually, after the honeymoon, people will always prefer to be around people similar to their own age. That is just simple nature.
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2025, 08:40:58 pm »
He was nearly double her age...
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2025, 08:48:08 pm »
Nice looking couple
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2025, 09:34:02 pm »
Quote from: Kamaji on September 24, 2025, 07:09:19 pm

Finally, someone asks the real question!!!   :bigsilly:

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Quote from: Cyber Liberty on September 24, 2025, 07:41:12 pm
I blame the chips.

Just the facts.
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2025, 09:59:17 pm »
I smell the potato chip defense, like the Twinkie defense years ago.
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2025, 10:19:16 pm »
   
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2025, 10:20:59 pm »
Rightly so. Don't blame him at all... That's the last potato chips, tobacco, and beer he'll have for a long, long time.  :whistle: :shrug:
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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2025, 12:26:52 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on September 24, 2025, 06:38:53 pm
Whatever happened to just breaking up?


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Re: Man 'eating potato chips' on his porch tells cops his girlfriend 'was dead inside' after he blew
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2025, 12:42:23 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on September 24, 2025, 07:03:34 pm
What kinda chips?

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