This is what happens when limousine liberals go soft on Seagull crime.
Is this an example of Seagull rage caused by Global Climate Change?
Will residents call for stricter quahog-control?
Will Government enact a ban on hard shell clams and a five day waiting period for soft shell clams?
What is the government going to do to solve this calamity?
https://nantucketcurrent.com/crime/nantucket-seagull-smashes-car-window-with-quahog-police-determineNantucket Seagull Smashes Car Window With Quahog, Police DetermineJason Graziadei • Sep 17, 2025 Heather Stevens Woodbury was taking care of the morning rush at her family’s business Wicked Island Bakery Wednesday morning when some customers gave her the shocking news: the rear windshield of her vehicle in the bakery parking lot had been smashed in.
Who would have done that? Was it some hooligan leaving the Box late at night? An unhappy customer sending a message after missing out on the last morning bun?
The Nantucket Police Department was called, and it took Officer Mike Mastriano only a few minutes to crack the case. The suspect, he said, wasn’t even human. A seagull had dropped a fresh quahog from high in the air, attempting to crack it open for a meal. But instead of hitting the pavement, it had crashed through the car’s rear windshield.
The evidence was right there in the back seat. ...
