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Archaeologists uncover relic that may solve old mysteries
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A remarkable archaeological discovery has recently come to light. A holy box, hidden deep in the earth for millennia, has been unearthed. This box, with its unknown contents and mysterious origins, could hold the key to unlocking many of the historical enigmas that have baffled experts for centuries.

Unearthing the Holy Box: The Discovery
 
The holy box was uncovered in an archaeological dig site in the Middle East. The team of archaeologists, led by John Sears, had been excavating the area for several months before making this momentous discovery. The excavation process was tedious, involving painstakingly thorough procedures to ensure that no artifact was damaged.
 
The box itself is an impressive artifact. Crafted from a rare alloy, its surface is adorned with intricate carvings that suggest a sacred purpose. The box’s size and weight, along with its rich decorations, indicate a significant value attributed to its contents. However, what truly sets this box apart is the fact that it remains unopened, its secrets yet to be revealed.

The Significance of the Holy Box in Archaeological Research

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Re: Archaeologists uncover relic that may solve old mysteries
« Reply #1 on: Today at 06:09:07 am »
Maybe they've found Jimmy Hoffa. *****rollingeyes*****
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« Reply #2 on: Today at 06:56:56 am »
Perfect. How do they know it is "holy" if they don't know what is in it?

What a crock.
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« Reply #3 on: Today at 11:32:41 am »
Perfect. How do they know it is "holy" if they don't know what is in it?

What a crock.

"its surface is adorned with intricate carvings that suggest a sacred purpose."  Not an unreasonable hypothesis, and certainly not a crock.
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« Reply #5 on: Today at 12:14:10 pm »
Perfect. How do they know it is "holy" if they don't know what is in it?

What a crock.
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They also have no dating on it.

Looks like its brand new without any obvious usage markings either.
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« Reply #6 on: Today at 12:37:10 pm »
"its surface is adorned with intricate carvings that suggest a sacred purpose."  Not an unreasonable hypothesis, and certainly not a crock.
Why not show images of those carvings instead of someone blacksmithing?
How many times was the phrase "holy box" repeated in the article?
What alloy? (That can be tested nondestructively, so why not say?).
While metal can be carved, the box illustrated was cracked, and more likely of organic material. Much easier to carve. It was also pictured open but the speculation of what it might contain in the article was predicated on it being unopened. Is the box in the illustrations even the same box repeatedly referred to as "holy"?

The article is long on suppositions and speculation without any establishment for their basis, and scientifically suspect for that reason.

For all we know it might contain car keys I lost 20 years ago, magically transported there through a time warp.

Meh.
Nothing in the article except repetition of the phrase "holy box" shows me anything which, in fact, determines the box is even a religious artifact.


I have worked with archaeologists and cultural anthropologists, and one of the fun phrases was "obviously of great religious significance". Look around our culture and find things which are NOT of great religious significance but which are the subject of elaborate and substantial buildings, common icons, and tell me how someone of this mindset would interpret those discoveries a thousand years from now if they knew little of our history. In the settlement, numerous icons to their gods were discovered, places of apparent worship, similarly laid out temples to the god of Light "Bud".
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Why not show images of those carvings instead of someone blacksmithing?
How many times was the phrase "holy box" repeated in the article?
What alloy? (That can be tested nondestructively, so why not say?).
While metal can be carved, the box illustrated was cracked, and more likely of organic material. Much easier to carve. It was also pictured open but the speculation of what it might contain in the article was predicated on it being unopened. Is the box in the illustrations even the same box repeatedly referred to as "holy"?

The article is long on suppositions and speculation without any establishment for their basis, and scientifically suspect for that reason.

For all we know it might contain car keys I lost 20 years ago, magically transported there through a time warp.

Meh.
Nothing in the article except repetition of the phrase "holy box" shows me anything which, in fact, determines the box is even a religious artifact.


I have worked with archaeologists and cultural anthropologists, and one of the fun phrases was "obviously of great religious significance". Look around our culture and find things which are NOT of great religious significance but which are the subject of elaborate and substantial buildings, common icons, and tell me how someone of this mindset would interpret those discoveries a thousand years from now if they knew little of our history. In the settlement, numerous icons to their gods were discovered, places of apparent worship, similarly laid out temples to the god of Light "Bud".

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Wow.  Someone wizz in your wheaties this morning?
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« Reply #8 on: Today at 02:02:10 pm »
:facepalm2:

Wow.  Someone wizz in your wheaties this morning?
Yes. That article was the first thing I read this morning.
I'm a scientist, and that read like a fifth grader's essay test, when they had no specifics to lay out.

It was referred to as the "holy box" 14 times in a short article, but only as just a "box" eleven times, if you count the titles for the images provided. Even the images are not all of the same box, and one shows an open box, contrary to the statements in the article that are used to fuel speculation about the contents.

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The holy box could potentially hold answers to some of the most perplexing historical mysteries. For example, its contents might shed light on the lost civilization of Atlantis, the construction methods of the pyramids, or even the origins of religious scripture. These are among the many historical enigmas that have puzzled scholars for centuries.

Yeah, and maybe it has Col. Sander's original recipe in it with all the herbs and spices listed...

Seriously? Is this the X-files?

My vitriol emanates from some serious disappointment over an article that could have provided some real information, and instead we get something that wouldn't hold up over Bat Boy--and that before my first cup of coffee. **nononono*
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis