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Today's Toons 9/15/25
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Today Donald Trump renamed the Department of Defense the War Department. It gave John Bolton his first orgasm since the Iraq War ended.

President Trump signed an executive order today changing the name of the Bureau of Indian Affairs to the Redskins Team Office.

President Trump told reporters Sunday that sending the National Guard to Chicago is common sense not war. Thousands of protesters turned out in Chicago Saturday evening to protest the National Guard being brought in to handle the crime epidemic. And while they were out, their homes were looted.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz expressed regret that rumors of Trump's death sweeping the media last weekend were false. If you're keeping score, progressives said Trump was dead, Biden was alive, Kamala was smart and it wasn't Hunter's coke. Only the French Army has a longer losing streak.

Kamala Harris is going on a nationwide book tour to promote the sale of her 2025 presidential campaign memoir title 100 Days. I identify with the way she thinks. Kamala's doctor once advised her that her alcohol level was too high, so she moved it to a lower shelf so she could reach it more easily.

The Daily Mail reports a British comic was arrested at Heathrow Airport by five armed London cops for posting anti-trans opinions (https://jewishworldreview.com/0925/haworth090825.php). I don't understand why the five police were armed. What was he going to do, tell a politically incorrect joke so funny they needed to either draw their guns in self-defense or die laughing?

President Trump flies to England for a state visit soon and security arrangements are now set for his arrival. Trump will step off the plane September 17 at Heathrow Airport. London police will then arrest Trump for his history of tweets about transgenders, illegal migrants and unattractive women.

The New York Times said the NY mayor's race presents a fork in the road for the Democratic Party over whether or not to go all-out socialist or remain a center-left party. There was sad news for the future of the Democratic party Tuesday morning. President Trump was found alive in the White House at age 79.

Greta Thunberg's Gaza flotilla arrived in Tunisia on Sunday where thousands of Tunisians cheered her speech as she heads for Gaza. She's accompanied by 650 pro-Palestinian activists. Greta demanded the creation of a Palestinian state so it can be destroyed by climate change in six years.

President Trump signed an order re-naming the Department of Defense the War Department Friday. It's his way of turning down the Nobel Peace Prize. In 2009 Barack Obama unexpectedly won the Nobel Peace Prize, and then he had to bomb seven Muslim countries just to prove he's not gay.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass raised eyebrows Tuesday when she complained to reporters that ICE raids in L.A. are making it impossible to get your car washed. And forget about construction work. I need the back of my house demolished so I've invited a couple of Hamas leaders over for dinner.

The White House faced blowback from Democrats Monday for a missile strike on a speed boat loaded with cocaine in the Caribbean. Senator Chris Coons said the Senate wasn't briefed and Senator Mark Warner said we should have captured it. Hunter Biden said we're going to need to get a new boat.

CNN says former President Biden has chosen Delaware as the site for his future presidential library. The University of Delaware already has announced plans to build the Biden Center for Policy on campus. It will be a 4-story structure, and in Joe's honor the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

New York City will pause today for the annual World Trade Center observance in memory of the attack on the Twin Towers. During the commemoration last year, Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch declared at the ceremony that she will never forget 9-11. I should hope not, it's her phone number.

Senator Bernie Sanders campaigned all over New York City Monday making speeches for the Socialist mayor candidate Zohran Mandami's mayoral race. The day happened to be Bernie's 84th birthday. The Democrats all sang Happy Birthday to Bernie then they decided to give the cake to Hillary.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/15/25
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2025, 06:38:52 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/15/25
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2025, 07:38:44 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/15/25
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2025, 08:06:59 am »
Thanks, Pookie.



Most people younger than about 40 probably won't understand this one, though, since Song of the South has been so censored for so long.
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Re: Today's Toons 9/15/25
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2025, 10:37:50 am »
Quote from: Jimino on September 15, 2025, 06:38:52 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/15/25
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2025, 10:38:09 am »
Quote from: verga on September 15, 2025, 07:38:44 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/15/25
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2025, 10:40:08 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on September 15, 2025, 08:06:59 am
Thanks, Pookie.



Most people younger than about 40 probably won't understand this one, though, since Song of the South has been so censored for so long.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

They should understand that Qatar has been playing both sides for years...
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