Meet the Latest Gun-Totin' Christian Democrat Who Has Republicans Running Scared!
Athena Thorne
As all men who don't actively hate themselves continue to flee the Democrat party in droves, lefty strategists have been ramping up efforts to recruit and run manly candidates. That is certainly something they should be endeavoring to do, but sadly, they can't seem to hurdle a major stumbling block: They don't know what a man is any more than they know what a woman is, let alone a red-blooded patriotic Christian fellow who bows to no other man except the Lord.
But God bless them, they keep trying.
The Democrats' recent high-profile attempt to attract those who secrete their own testosterone — running Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as a potential vice president — yet stands as a case study in failure.
Remember how they patronized the huntin' and fishin' demographic with a ball cap of their own? Yeah, that fooled exactly no one.
Now, in the 2026 midterm elections, the left imagines it will win back normal men with their latest great white hope, Iowa State Auditor Rob Sand. Sand is running as a Democrat to replace retiring Gov. Kim Reynolds, a Republican who has held the office since 2017.
Sand fits the left's shallow caricature of what a "Christian Conservative" is, and the usual clueless prog outlets are already eager to tell us how much the center-right should love him.
"Rob Sand is a gun-toting Christian from rural Iowa who goes deer hunting, drives a white Ford F-150 pickup, and opens speeches by quoting the Bible," The Telegraph deadpans. The Wall Street Journal is equally as credulous, proclaiming that "Rob Sand could almost pass for a Republican: He frequently quotes the Bible, owns two SIG Sauer handguns, goes deer hunting each fall and asks audiences to sing a few verses of 'America the Beautiful' at the start of campaign events."
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