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Why can't we get along just once? Putin and Trump's press conference was interrupted today when MSNBC's reporter threw a green dildo onto the stage.

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro pressed felony charges against a DOJ lawyer who threw a Subway sandwich at an FBI agent during the DC street protests. The administration's really getting tough on this type of crime. Trump just named Chris Christie to be Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Foot-Longs.

UFC chief Dana White confirmed the plan that the White House will host an Ultimate Fighting Championship on the South Lawn next July 4th. It's on the nation's 250th birthday. Fight fans expect to witness the most savage beat down at the White House since Hillary Clinton discovered the blue dress.

Governor Gavin Newsom vowed to gerrymander five more Democratic districts in California to make up for the five lost to the GOP gerrymandering in Texas. It's catching on. Vladimir Putin now says he didn't actually invade Ukraine, he simply re-drew the district of Russia until it looks like Illinois.

News Corp. reports the California Post daily newspaper will debut early next year which will be the New York Post tabloid of the West Coast. Yesterday the Post's Page Six showed a nice photo of comic Kathy Griffin in Malibu after her 3rd facelift. Since Trump got elected her old face left the country.

President Trump named himself host of the Kennedy Centers Honors Awards show which CBS will telecast live in December. He should tap into all the talent that's available for him at CBS. If Trump wants to emcee a solemn and somber evening, Colbert's joke writers are under network contract.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is proposing changes in the management of the Grizzly Bear population that would allow California to protect more of them. Researchers just said that California could support up to 1,700 Grizzly Bears. It's certainly a bold solution to the homeless problem.

The FDA warns Americans not to use sunblock that's marketed in mousse or foam including Super Goop. Progressives argue that using sunblock is racist because it keeps you white, and the stronger it is the more racist you are. SPF 5 is for well-intentioned liberals and SPF 40 is Hitler strength.

President Trump hosted the leaders of Britain, France, Germany, Italy and Finland as well as Zelensky Monday. The leaders mulled peace proposals. They rejected Trump's first idea to settle the war by having Putin take on Zelensky in a televised UFC match on the White House lawn on Labor Day.

President Trump met with Zelensky on TV in the Oval Office Monday. Viewers were stunned by what we saw. Forget the Nobel Prize, the Council on Fashion Designers plans to honor Trump at their annual black tie event in Manhattan this fall for getting Zelensky to wear a suit in the White House.

California Governor Gavin Newsom began imitating President Trump's twitter posting style by using capital letters freely to emphasize the arguments he wants to make against the Trump economy. California leads every state in the country in unemployment. Even wildfires have to find work in Canada.

Fox News showed 70,000 Buddhist monks gathered together in Cambodia Tuesday chanting to nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize for settling the war between Cambodia and Thailand. He ended a war in Southeast Asia. We should have sent Trump to Vietnam when we had the chance in 1964.

MSNBC's fired host Joy Reid declared Tuesday that the white man never invented anything in America. I hang my head in shame. Other than inventing the steamboat, railroad, telegraph, telephone, the airplane, movies, TV, the computer chip, the computer, the Internet, Windows, the iPhone and Facebook we've been nothing but a bunch of freeloaders since we stole North America from the Indians.

- - Argus Hamilton