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"I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« on: August 21, 2025, 09:32:18 am »
So this gal got a Ph.D. from Berkeley in Soil Biology (which I think is a legitimate scientific field in Agriculture and even perhaps Civil Engineering) BUT she claims that she can find a job in it.  Come to find out, what she really wants is a nice, cushy, tenured professorship in some "top tier" university, and not at some "random place" as a working field scientist.

Just can't feel sorry for her...     

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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2025, 09:52:59 am »
Quote from: Timber Rattler on August 21, 2025, 09:32:18 am
So this gal got a Ph.D. from Berkeley in Soil Biology (which I think is a legitimate scientific field in Agriculture and even perhaps Civil Engineering) BUT she claims that she can find a job in it.  Come to find out, what she really wants is a nice, cushy, tenured professorship in some "top tier" university, and not at some "random place" as a working field scientist.

Just can't feel sorry for her...     

https://twitter.com/i/status/1957820754872996316

It doesn't help that she looks like she'll be a Problem Employee.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2025, 09:59:11 am »
Show some kindness, she has 'Long Covid'.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2025, 10:01:13 am »
Gotta shovel manure before you get to ride the horses.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2025, 11:04:03 am »
Like, she's a spoiled idiot...
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2025, 11:30:02 am »
Like, how many times can she say "Like".   She has a 90's Valley Girl vibe going on but without the good looks to support it.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2025, 11:35:34 am »
Quote from: Wingnut on August 21, 2025, 11:30:02 am
Like, how many times can she say "Like".   She has a 90's Valley Girl vibe going on but without the good looks to support it.

And those glasses.  No way is that one getting past the first interview.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2025, 11:42:53 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 21, 2025, 11:35:34 am
And those glasses.  No way is that one getting past the first interview.

Maybe she should take her Mom to the interviews!

I would love to have been able to dip those nasty pigtails into an ink well....or maybe a Wendy's Frosty since ink wells are so 1800's
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2025, 12:02:19 pm »
Looks like a typical Berkeley troublemaker, filled with entitlement to disrupt and to be disruptive - 'not a team player' and 'does not see the need to play well with others'.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2025, 12:05:21 pm »
Chick needs to get over herself. Anyone hires her, she'll just try to tear down their company till she's running it like her little fiefdom.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2025, 05:15:28 pm »
"Soil biology" ??

Put on the overalls, girl.
Sounds like a "dirt-y" job to me...
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2025, 05:28:09 pm »
Quote from: DefiantMassRINO on August 21, 2025, 10:01:13 am
Gotta shovel manure before you get to ride the horses.



Truer words have never been typed.

I might not pay as much attention to her looks as I would to her words.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2025, 06:06:18 pm »
Proof that there comes a point where too much education actually hinders your prospects in the job markets.

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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2025, 09:37:30 pm »
Soil biology being an applied field, there are jobs both in academe and in industry.  I wonder whether her problem is that she is trying to find a job in California, rather than doing a global job search (and I mean global).  Generally there is a single job market in any science, and it's world-wide.

If it's not that, her dissertation must have been really underwhelming.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2025, 09:45:07 pm »
Quote from: The_Reader_David on August 21, 2025, 09:37:30 pm
Soil biology being an applied field, there are jobs both in academe and in industry.  I wonder whether her problem is that she is trying to find a job in California, rather than doing a global job search (and I mean global).  Generally there is a single job market in any science, and it's world-wide.

If it's not that, her dissertation must have been really underwhelming.

Like, maybe, like, she radiates like entitlement - and no one wants to employ her.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2025, 07:38:57 am »
I just searched "jobs soil biology" on Duckduckgo, and this was one of many finds:

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Soil Biology Jobs, Employment | Indeed
516 Soil Biology jobs available on Indeed.com. Apply to Environmental Scientist, Biologist, Research Assistant and more!
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2025, 11:47:37 am »
So now she’s drowning in student loan debt

Perhaps more research into this field before choosing it might have helped

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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2025, 02:04:23 pm »
In science fields that require study of specific areas or samples, often the employee goes where the work is.
You can't take soil samples from your laptop in your PJs.

Willingness to relocate and/or spend time in the field is often required.

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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2025, 02:10:08 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on August 24, 2025, 02:04:23 pm
In science fields that require study of specific areas or samples, often the employee goes where the work is.
You can't take soil samples from your laptop in your PJs.

Willingness to relocate and/or spend time in the field is often required.

I suspect the larger issue is she thinks she entitled by her "PHD" to skip the actual experience part. There's no substitute for doing.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2025, 02:13:22 pm »
Quote from: DB on August 24, 2025, 02:10:08 pm
I suspect the larger issue is she thinks she entitled by her "PHD" to skip the actual experience part. There's no substitute for doing.
You would think she at least got a taste of that on the way to her doctorate.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2025, 02:31:16 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on August 24, 2025, 02:13:22 pm
You would think she at least got a taste of that on the way to her doctorate.

Just another entitled little b*%ch who thinks she should start at the top and work her way down.
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2025, 02:33:47 pm »
Quote from: Bigun on August 24, 2025, 02:31:16 pm
Just another entitled little b*%ch who thinks she should start at the top and work her way down.
That's DOCTOR entitled little b%tch to you! :tongue2: :silly:
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Re: "I got a PHD from Berkeley and I can’t get a job to save my life."
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2025, 02:36:14 pm »
I think she should go back to college and get another advanced degree.  Being a professional student is a great career move.
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