The Democrats’ Mortifying Public Impotence
Kurt Schlichter
What is with the Democrats and their insistence on throwing a spotlight on their embarrassing weakness? We haven’t seen such impotence since the last time a Lincoln Project staffer found out that his date had a driver’s license.
While it’s nearly certain that individual Democrats can’t perform as men – spare a moment to pity Fang Fang and the personal cost of her dedication to her country – the party itself is likewise unable to perform as a party. They keep losing, yet they keep publicizing their losses as if their failures were great successes and their defeats were incredible victories. Their problem is that you can’t lose your way to glory. A conquering Roman consul would ride in his triumph with a slave whispering in his ear, “Momento mori” to keep him humble; the Democrats should have interns whispering in their ears, “You suck. Just shut up.”
They keep losing. Typically, repeated failures would bring shame and humiliation, but of course, those are part of the kink. Lefties revel in them. They are celebrating their own impotence, guided by the same consultants who pocketed $20 million to explain to the donkeys that the way to win back normal men was to send them fat chicks as brand ambassadors and harangue them about the patriarchy and creative pronoun usage. When you screw up, you take time off to regroup. You don’t broadcast it to the world as if you’re proud of it. Except that’s what the Democrats are doing. What they’re doing is mortifying to us because we’re normal, but it’s their new normal. It’s all failure theater, and their names are above the title.
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