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BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens in
« on: August 05, 2025, 07:34:45 pm »
 BREAKING: The two teens who ATTACKED DOGE’s Ed Coristine, AKA Big Balls, in DC have been ARRESTED, per DC Police

DC MUST NOT RELEASE THEM! MAKE THEM PAY!

Big Balls SAVED the young woman who was being carjacked, suffering injuries because of it.

Big Balls is a LEGEND!

Both suspects were 15-year-old black teens. One male, one female.

LOCK. THEM. UP!

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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2025, 07:35:38 pm »
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2025, 07:41:25 pm »
Grateful that Judge Jeanine Pirro is now the D.C. District Attorney.

They WILL be prosecuted.
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2025, 08:01:46 pm »
While the identity of the DOGE worker has not been confirmed, Rapid Response 47's tweet shows a photo, resembling him.

“Eight black men tried to assault a young woman alone in her car late at night in D.C. Big Balls tried to get them to stop. So naturally, the pack of black men assaulted him too. Because of course they did,”


It's what they do.  Look at Cincinnati. 
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2025, 08:01:51 pm »
Hold it, it said "Eight" but now it says "both suspects" arrested.... What about the other Six?
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2025, 08:11:00 pm »
The kid really is living up to his nickname!
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2025, 08:52:06 pm »
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2025, 11:04:33 am »
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Big balls is the grandson of a famous double agent for the CIA against the Soviets and was executed in Moscow.
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Valery Martynov was a double agent working as a Soviet KGB officer as well as an intelligence asset for the US. While serving as a Lieutenant Colonel in the KGB, he was stationed in 1980 at the Soviet official offices in Washington, D.C. By 1982, he had become a double agent and was passing intelligence to the CIA and FBI under the code name "Gentile". He was executed in Moscow on May 28, 1987, at the age of 41.  ...

Despite the intelligence he provided, Martynov's fate was sealed when Aldrich Ames, a CIA officer who had turned into an informant for the Soviet Union, betrayed him. Ames, motivated by financial gain and possibly a deep sense of resentment toward his agency, provided the KGB with the names of numerous American spies and assets, including Martynov. ...

His wife, Natalia, returned in 1995 to the United States with their two children: Alexander, who became a Virginia police officer, and Anna, who became a financial professional and married Charles Coristine, the owner of LesserEvil (their son, Edward "Big Balls" Coristine, was hired by DOGE at the age of 19 in 2025).
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2025, 11:34:07 am »
Very interesting...
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2025, 12:07:41 pm »
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2025, 12:40:39 pm »
Messing with Big Ballz?

Get the perps pics on the internet, and let their lives be hounded and miserable the rest of their pitiful existence. 
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2025, 02:56:53 pm »
Update:  It was his girlfriend he saved.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/us/politics/trump-doge-member-assaulted.html

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Mr. Coristine was with his “significant other” when the 10 young people approached them, according to a police report. He told officers that he pushed his girlfriend into the car “for her safety” and then “turned to deal with the suspects” before being attacked. Police officers patrolling the area interrupted the assault.

Big Ballz has now reached legendary status!


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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2025, 07:34:06 pm »
I was going to say that, although I admire this kid’s bravery, he shouldn’t have put himself at risk but then I see it was his own girlfriend and I understand now

I’d do the same
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2025, 10:53:23 pm »
I say if only two are identified, the two identified should be indicted for attempted murder, convicted, and serve 40 years in prison.

20 years will be taken off their sentence if they identify the other six perps.

We should have a law when there is more than X attacking a person, it should be considered attempted murder.  And the sentence should be the max sentence in every instance.

And the fact the perps were black, I would have bet $1 million on that being the case.  Animals!!!!!!!
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2025, 01:12:02 pm »
My worldly advice to. Mucho Huevos......

Don't get mad....   get even. 
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2025, 01:27:53 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on August 07, 2025, 12:40:39 pm
Messing with Big Ballz?

Get the perps pics on the internet, and let their lives be hounded and miserable the rest of their pitiful existence.

Fo shizzle my nizzle!
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Re: BREAKING: DOGE staffer Edward Coristine Big Balls stepped in to save a woman attacked by 8 teens
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2025, 06:02:17 pm »
Chivalry is not dead yet. :laugh:
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