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DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« on: July 24, 2025, 11:42:38 am »
DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
 
The complaints regarding Alligator Alcatraz are becoming increasingly ridiculous, as some are upset that the ham sandwiches are not toasted, Gov. Ron DeSantis said on Tuesday.


Deportation processing centers have come under fire by the radical left, who claim that the conditions are unsuitable. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL), for instance, graced CNN and stated that the processing center in the Florida Everglades is an “inhumane” place that needs to be “shut the hell down.”


“The purpose of this, of this setup, is to have the cruelty be the point,” she stated, asserting that officials are essentially “warehousing people in cages just for the spectacle and the distraction.”

As Breitbart News reported extensively, the facility has 24/7 air conditioning and more than 158,000 square feet of housing. It is made with a fully aluminum frame structure rated for winds of 110 miles an hour, and it even has backup generators in place.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/07/23/desantis-people-complaining-ham-sandwiches-arent-toasted-alligator-alcatraz/
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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2025, 11:45:33 am »
I knew the treatment must be heinous for murderers, rapists, and anarchists to complain about the place. *****rollingeyes*****
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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2025, 11:50:04 am »
Today...toast!

Tomorrow, they want the ham heated with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise,
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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2025, 04:09:28 pm »
Baloney on white bread.
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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2025, 04:17:22 pm »
Quote from: rangerrebew on July 24, 2025, 11:42:38 am
DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
 


https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/07/23/desantis-people-complaining-ham-sandwiches-arent-toasted-alligator-alcatraz/

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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2025, 04:17:36 pm »
Is leaving the crust on the bread considered Cruel & Unusual Punishment?

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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2025, 05:11:41 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 24, 2025, 04:09:28 pm
Baloney on white bread.

Quote from: rangerrebew on July 24, 2025, 11:42:38 am
DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
 
The complaints regarding Alligator Alcatraz are becoming increasingly ridiculous, as some are upset that the ham sandwiches are not toasted, Gov. Ron DeSantis said on Tuesday.


Deportation processing centers have come under fire by the radical left, who claim that the conditions are unsuitable. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL), for instance, graced CNN and stated that the processing center in the Florida Everglades is an “inhumane” place that needs to be “shut the hell down.”


“The purpose of this, of this setup, is to have the cruelty be the point,” she stated, asserting that officials are essentially “warehousing people in cages just for the spectacle and the distraction.”

As Breitbart News reported extensively, the facility has 24/7 air conditioning and more than 158,000 square feet of housing. It is made with a fully aluminum frame structure rated for winds of 110 miles an hour, and it even has backup generators in place.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/07/23/desantis-people-complaining-ham-sandwiches-arent-toasted-alligator-alcatraz/

They are darn lucky that in the middle of the Everglades they have a.c.   Sounds like  things are really rough.

Toasters cost too much.

Heck give them a choice; either balogna, ham or spam on white bread, they'll survive.
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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2025, 05:28:55 pm »
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Toasters are a fire hazard and increase gross carbon emissions.  Toast is bad for the environment.
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Re: DeSantis: People Complaining that Ham Sandwiches Aren’t Toasted at Alligator Alcatraz
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2025, 09:04:10 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on July 24, 2025, 04:09:28 pm
Baloney on white bread.

During my unfortunate incarceration that was lunch... with a hard boiled egg and a carton of milk.  No chips. No Pepsi.  The long timers never ate the eggs. 
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