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‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to off
« on: July 19, 2025, 07:12:49 am »
‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to offset ‘carbon footprint’ & ‘combat climate change’ – Bill Gates’ firm has ‘insatiable appetite for power to feed its AI habit’

WSJ: "Involves buying human and farm waste and piping it thousands of feet underground through a pump that acts like giant syringe. ... It is just one of a number of new ways of offsetting carbon that Microsoft is backing, betting that these technologies will help to combat climate change by stopping carbon dioxide and methane from entering the atmosphere. ...

Vaulted Deep collects what it calls “bioslurry”—which could be human waste from a city’s sewage system, excess manure from farm fields or sludge left over from paper mills. It then grinds it up before injecting it some 5,000 feet underground. ...

Microsoft is aiming to be carbon negative by 2030, and is seeking by 2050 to remove from the environment more greenhouse gases than the company has emitted since its founding.

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Climate Depot note: This is not Microsoft's first dalliance with poop: Flashback 2015: Bill Gates brags: ‘I drank water made from human feces’

https://www.climatedepot.com/2025/07/18/microsoft-wants-your-poop-to-lower-its-emissions-seeks-to-store-human-waste-underground-to-offset-carbon-footprint-combat-climate-change-bill-gates-firm-has-insatiable-appeti/
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Re: ‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to off
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2025, 07:15:32 am »
Gates can eat sh*t, maggots, spiders, and other insects if he wants.  As for me, I want no part of it. **nononono*
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Re: ‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to off
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2025, 07:45:25 am »
An acquaintance of mine was involved in a messy* divorce many years ago. Her soon-to-be ex was obsessed with feces and even liked to put human waste in baggies and squish it, which is kind of strange because he was a neurosurgeon. Depositions taken as part of the court proceedings revealed this little problem.

Perhaps "offsetting carbon" isn't the goal at all, it's just that Bill Gates has something in common with that M.D.

*Yes, I used that adjective intentionally.
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Re: ‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to off
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2025, 08:17:16 am »
Hey, Bill, it's called a septic system.

Injecting human waste underground ... what could possibly go wrong with groundwater?



No, it's not okay to poop anymore, according to the elites.
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Re: ‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to off
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2025, 07:49:19 am »
POOP CEMETERY: Bill Gates DEMANDS all humans STOP POOPING or bury it to save Earth from Sun’s ever-increasing heat
07/22/2025 / By S.D. Wells



Microsoft has launched one of its most unconventional environmental initiatives yet—investing in the underground storage of human and agricultural waste to curb its massive carbon footprint. As the company races to meet its goal of becoming carbon negative by 2030, it has partnered with a firm called Vaulted Deep, which specializes in a technology that injects bio-slurry—sludgy, contaminated organic waste—thousands of feet underground for permanent carbon removal.

Microsoft backs underground waste storage to fight emissions: To combat its rising carbon footprint—especially from its energy-hungry AI data centers—Microsoft is investing in unconventional carbon removal methods, including injecting human and farm waste thousands of feet underground through a process developed by Vaulted Deep.
Bio-slurry as carbon offset solution: Vaulted Deep collects “bio-slurry”—a mix of human sewage, manure, and industrial sludge—and grinds it before pumping it 5,000 feet underground. The goal is to permanently sequester the carbon and methane these waste materials would otherwise emit into the atmosphere.
Ambitious climate goals amid surging emissions: Microsoft aims to be carbon negative by 2030 and to remove more greenhouse gases than it has emitted in its entire history by 2050. Between 2020 and 2024, the company emitted 75.5 million tons of CO? equivalent.
Controversial and creative climate strategies: In addition to waste burial, Microsoft is exploring other carbon-offsetting projects such as regrowing rainforests in Panama and burying emissions from trash incineration under the North Sea, reflecting a high-stakes effort to reconcile its green promises with its growing AI infrastructure.

https://www.climate.news/2025-07-22-bill-gates-demands-all-humans-stop-pooping.html
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Re: ‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to off
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2025, 07:52:05 am »
Bill Gates isn't the master intellect he thinks he is.  His "save the earth" ventures are about making money and nothing else.  He's just jealous St. Algore beat him to the environmental scam. :smokin:
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Re: ‘Microsoft Wants Your Poop to Lower Its Emissions’ – Seeks to ‘store human waste underground’ to off
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2025, 08:05:59 am »
What is it about money that makes people think they are smart?

Had not the Navy told my Dad that he and the programmers working under him could not twist off and design an office suite of software for business because they'd done a lot of work for the Government and the Government did not want their software architecture out there to be examined and possibly reverse engineered to find weaknesses in classified systems, they would have beat Gates' crew to a viable office suite by a decade, on mainframes. That would have been adaptable to the PC in a heartbeat. Think how many people would not be renting their word processor from Microsoft...(365).

At least they made bank doing Y2K system workovers. That disaster didn't happen because people were working to prevent it for a couple of years beforehand.
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