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World Climate Justice founder Greta Thunberg announced she's taking up for the Palestinian cause and sailing to Gaza to bring supplies. Israel considered it a publicity stunt. Before her sailboat made it to Gaza, Zionist drones swooped down from the sky and attacked Greta with plastic straws.

Gay Pride Month kicked off in West Hollywood Sunday with a million people on parade on Santa Monica Boulevard. There are many non-straight classifications in the LGBTQ community. For instance, if you're attracted to both women and men but neither are attracted to you, you are Bi-Yourself.

Human Rights Campaign reports that Islamic scholars in the U.S. are reviewing the Koran's repudiation of homosexuality. However, Muslim countries themselves are less open. The United Arab Emirates are kicking off Gay Pride Month with festivities on the rooftop of the world's tallest hotel.

The next James Bond will be made to satisfy the woke agenda. Bond will start out as a man and transition into a woman. The film will be called Cocktopussy.

Pete Buttigieg now ahead in 2028 Democratic polls. It's call leading from behind.

The DNC announced the party will spend $20 million to reach out to young men to get them to vote Democrat. They hired 300-pound lesbian Olivia Juliana to lead the effort. They figure Olivia will appeal to young men if for no other reason than she definitely knows how to make a great sandwich.

Senator Josh Hawley said a Secret Service agent assigned to Biden told him Biden got lost while getting dressed Sunday and couldn't find his way out of the closet. That's a surprise. You'd think it would be easy for Joe to find his way out of the closet seeing how it was the first day of Gay Pride Month.

Joe Biden's Senate assistant Tara Reade has been granted Russian citizenship after she refused to testify in Congress over the alleged incident in 1990 in his office hallway. She claimed he pushed her into the wall and inserted his 2 middle fingers in her. In fairness to Joe, he thought he was bowling.

New York Times columnist David Brooks accused Elon Musk of committing genocide in Africa for his DOGE team eliminating the USAID program. It wasn't all bad news. Bill Gates announced he's going to leave 99% of his massive fortune to Africa after receiving an email from a Nigerian Prince.

Governor Tim Walz told Democrats Saturday they must be meaner toward Trump since he wants to be a dictator. The DNC needs to tell Walz that dictator was three caricatures ago, before Trump's cognitive decline, back when Trump was Hitler. Today, Trump is Biden so Walz needs to get on message.

Karine Jean-Pierre has abandoned the Democrats to become an Independent. In fairness, it's not the first time she's switched teams.

President Trump warned Friday taxes will skyrocket unless the Senate passes his Big Beautiful Bill. The Trump-Musk break-up over Elon's anger over the lack of budget cuts in Trump's tax cut bill makes for a perfect Gay Pride Month headline. Elon Loved Donald until Big Beautiful Bill Came Along.

Streamers just assume that Senator Cory Booker's Nazi salute was just the Netflix remake of Elon Musk's Nazi salute.

The Department of Justice vowed to pressure California to ban biological men from women's sports Monday. Just last weekend, a transgender athlete won two girls events and two gold medals at the California High School Track and Field Championships. CNN referred to him as Mostly Female.

Elon Musk posted wild claims against Trump Thursday, and the silliest is Trump's name is on the Epstein client list. It strains credulity. Picture Joe Biden sitting in the Oval Office last year, seeing Trump's name on Epstein's client list and saying, I can't use this against Trump, it wouldn't be sporting.

White House ex-press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left the Democrat Party Wednesday to be an Independent. The very same week, Elon Musk left the Trump White House to join the Democrats against the Republican tax cut bill. Well, June is Pride Month and everybody seems to be transitioning.

President Trump reported last week he had a one-hour-long phone conversation with Vladimir Putin and Trump disclosed plans to confer with NATO leaders on the next move. The next day in the Oval Office he met with Germany's Chancellor Friedrich Merz. He was Ethel's husband on I Love Lucy.

- - Argus Hamilton