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Today's Toons 6/9/25
« on: June 09, 2025, 04:15:47 am »








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Washington DC Democrats today all say they agree with Elon over his bitter opposition to Trump's tax bill. He's no longer a Nazi. They've just upgraded him to One of the Good Germans.

Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream co-founder Ben Cohen was charged with crowding and obstructing others after he was arrested while protesting Bobby Kennedy's testimony in the Senate last week. It's no surprise. Ben and Jerry's is so progressive that any day now I expect them to be Ben and Jenny's.

Democrats now agree with Elon Musk as evidenced by Corey Booker's salute.

Bruce Springsteen posted a video of his onstage rant against President Trump at last weekend's concert. The Boss denounced Trump's policy of deporting illegal aliens. Then he sang Born in the USA, and it got the biggest laugh since Joe Biden declared that poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

Elon Musk calls Trump's tax cut bill an abomination, and Democrats praise Elon and agree with him. So, it's safe to buy Teslas again. I swear, he's an absolute genius.

WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark was knocked out for 2 weeks with a leg strain. She's been taking a brutal beating on the court for four games. I don't want to say she's being targeted, but the new WNBA logo is a silhouette of Caitlin Clark driving to the basket above the league's slogan Kill the Boer.

President Trump ordered the Alien Verification agency to partner with Social Security to allow election monitors to access Social Security numbers to keep illegal aliens from voting. In addition, Trump asked that bridges be built along the Arizona border. Apparently, Mexicans can't get past bridges.

The Daily Mail reports a record number of Americans are applying this year to become British subjects. This is why comedians love to make jokes about Democrats. The people who are fleeing the United States for England complain that Trump wants to be a king, so they move to a place with a king.

House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer sent out letters to Biden aides demanding they appear and testify. They'll investigate the cover-up of Joe Biden's mental decline while he was in office. Joe Biden remains defiant, claiming that he had no advance knowledge of the Watergate break-in.

Vanity Fair ran an article Monday asking if President Biden's White House staff were covering up for his mental decline or living in delusion. It's 50-50. Recently Jill accompanied Joe on The Women of the View to try to show that he's still alive, but after watching the interview I need more proof.

Politico says world leaders are worried about visiting Trump in the Oval Office after his smack down of South Africa's and Ukraine's leader. It could be worse. I just figured out how Mikhail Gorbachev got that red spot on his forehead, he used to be married to French President Macron's wife.

Elon Musk bid goodbye to DOGE and government work Tuesday as his 120 days expired. His work affected all of us. My accountant told me to cut down on my spending after he noticed I was paying $12 a six-pack for Mexican Coca-Colas, so I torched his Ford and painted a swastika on the hood.

Elon is embarked on his next quest. He's learned that colonizing Mars is the only way for man to escape government fraud and waste.

I'll say this for Elon, he moved climate activists to adopt a new motto. If you love something, set it on fire.

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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2025, 06:46:24 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2025, 06:55:40 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2025, 07:09:15 am »
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2025, 08:19:12 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2025, 10:30:18 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on June 09, 2025, 06:46:24 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2025, 10:30:48 am »
Quote from: Jimino on June 09, 2025, 06:55:40 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2025, 10:31:28 am »
Quote from: Hoodat on June 09, 2025, 07:09:15 am
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Hoodat!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2025, 10:31:59 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on June 09, 2025, 08:19:12 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2025, 01:06:33 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2025, 01:21:14 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!  I hope you had a great Weekend!!
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2025, 01:48:59 pm »
Quote from: verga on June 09, 2025, 01:06:33 pm
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Re: Today's Toons 6/9/25
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2025, 01:49:27 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on June 09, 2025, 01:21:14 pm
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!  I hope you had a great Weekend!!

My pleasure & thanks, CL!
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