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Gaseous! Bloomberg News Hails ‘Penguin Poop’ as Savior of Antarctica from Global Warming
« on: May 28, 2025, 06:53:51 am »
Gaseous! Bloomberg News Hails ‘Penguin Poop’ as Savior of Antarctica from Global Warming
Joseph Vazquez
May 23rd, 2025 2:38 PM
 
 
The B.S. doesn’t get any more odorous than this. Bloomberg News is waving around fecal matter as a method to prevent Antarctica melting from the ever-present climate boogeyman of global warming.

Reporter Aaron Clark filled the toilet on Bloomberg News’s website May 22 with a story headlined, “Penguin Poop Could Limit Global Warming’s Impact on Antarctica.” Yes, this is an actual story.

Clark, who based his argument on a seemingly wacky new study published on the leftist site Nature.com, heralded how “[a]ccumulated penguin excrement — or guano — emits ammonia, a gas that can contribute to the formation of clouds and which is likely generating a cooling effect by creating a buffer between the sun’s heat and Antarctica’s ice and water.”

So are laxatives for penguins going to become a thing?

https://newsbusters.org/blogs/business/joseph-vazquez/2025/05/23/gaseous-bloomberg-news-hails-penguin-poop-savior
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Re: Gaseous! Bloomberg News Hails ‘Penguin Poop’ as Savior of Antarctica from Global Warming
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2025, 06:56:09 am »
What will happen when cow farts and penguin poop meet in an open field? :thud:
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Re: Gaseous! Bloomberg News Hails ‘Penguin Poop’ as Savior of Antarctica from Global Warming
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2025, 11:29:46 am »
Penguin Poop? Sounds more like
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Re: Gaseous! Bloomberg News Hails ‘Penguin Poop’ as Savior of Antarctica from Global Warming
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2025, 12:12:03 pm »
Some squirrels pooped on our deck railing this morning. We didn't appreciate it, and it's still cool outside.
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