I dunno if I ever told y'all... I got elected to go down in an irrigation well and help haul out a dead cow... She'd been in there a long,long time, and even with the freezing cold water, she'd already swelled up and popped, and turned into cow soup, with all kinds of chunkitys floating around... It took days and days to rip off chunks and throw em in a basket, hauled up overhead. I had a wet suit on, and the thin film of water under the suit made me smell like dead cow for about 2 months...
That was the single most awful work I ever did.