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« on: May 26, 2025, 04:07:02 am »


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President Trump will fly to Saudi Arabia Friday to try to seal his Jerusalem Accords Peace Agreement. While there he said he will re-name the Persian Gulf the Gulf of Arabia. He's already renamed the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America and next he will rename Alcatraz Prison Bar-a-Lago.

President Trump flew home to Washington after wowing them in Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi and the UAE. He literally made history. After he addressed U.S. troops Thursday, the music sounded and he became the first man ever to dance to the YMCA song in Abu Dhabi without getting thrown off a roof.

Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minneapolis was asked in an Al Jazeera interview if she'll concede Islamist violence should be a concern around the world. She said she's more afraid of white men and fearful of the policies of white men. That's why she moved from Somalia to Minnesota.

Democrat Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett demanded the 25th Amendment be invoked saying Trump is mentally and cognitively unfit for office. It only shows the split among Democrats. The Democratic Party will never be united until they can decide whether President Trump is Hitler or Biden.

President Trump addressed reporters before departing for the Middle East Monday and issued an executive order forcing Big Pharma to slash drug prices, leaving Trump's political opponents apoplectic. Now we're going to have to pay less for our prescriptions. When will this madness ever end?

Jill Biden lashed out at aides and reporters for turning on Joe Biden in recent books. The new book by Jake Tapper said Biden didn't recognize George Clooney at a fundraiser in Beverly Hills. Still that wasn't as bad as when Joe handed an empty champagne glass to Obama and asked for a refill.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio brokered an India-Pakistan ceasefire Saturday after a four-day war. It was a close call. It was just a matter of time before Pakistan figured out they could kill more Indians and India figured out they could kill more Pakistanis by just aiming a nuclear bomb at London.

The U.S. Coast Guard Wednesday reported seizing 22 tons of cocaine in the Pacific in January, some of it seized from 34 drug traffickers during 11 interdictions at sea. Some of the cocaine was dumped overboard in Santa Monica Bay. I'll bet those sea turtles are missing those plastic straws NOW.

House and Senate Democrats split over whether Trump should accept Qatar's gift of a gigantic jumbo airliner for Air Force One. Chuck Schumer is opposed to receiving the airliner. Nancy Pelosi is okay with it as long as Trump agrees to fly back to the U.S. in it and land at Newark Airport.

Politico reported Bernie Sanders' carbon footprint Tuesday from flying on a private jet at his recent tour that burned up 150,000 miles of fuel in the sky. Bernie is my idea of a dedicated socialist. Last month Bernie purchased four new vacation homes to keep rich people from buying them.

My shoelace broke this morning. Most Californians would blame Donald Trump but I know it's actually because of climate change.

I get Comey's frustration. He's sick & tired of FBI officials being looked down on by CIA officials with that "We killed an uncooperative president and you didn't" look on their faces.

James Comey arranged seashells in an 8647 message on a beach so that anyone reading it could be encouraged to assassinate the sitting President of the United States. He was way out of bounds. Comey immediately received calls from the CIA and Hillary Clinton ordering him to stay in his own lane.

Comey's defense is as good as Biden's memory.

Al Gore admitted he exaggerated a bit when he likened the Trump administration to the Third Reich. This month, Trump, Elon, Kanye and everyone who drives a Tesla has been called Hitler. All these fake Hitlers flooding the market have harmed the value of the real Hitler's 1933 rookie card.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2025, 07:02:11 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2025, 07:22:43 am »
 Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2025, 10:06:18 am »
Quote from: Jimino on May 26, 2025, 07:02:11 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2025, 10:06:43 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on May 26, 2025, 07:22:43 am
Thanks, pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2025, 01:14:03 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2025, 01:34:51 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2025, 02:19:20 pm »
Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  May you and yours have a blessed Memorial Day!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2025, 02:41:11 pm »
Quote from: verga on May 26, 2025, 01:14:03 pm
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2025, 02:42:58 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2025, 02:43:35 pm »
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Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  May you and yours have a blessed Memorial Day!

My pleasure, as ever & the same to you, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2025, 03:41:04 pm »
Take the afternoon off, Mr. Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2025, 06:42:14 am »
Quote from: Hoodat on May 26, 2025, 03:41:04 pm
Take the afternoon off, Mr. Pookie.

Thanks for the good advice, Hoodat!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2025, 08:19:44 am »
A belated thank you, Mr. Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 5/26/25
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2025, 10:50:32 am »
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