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Today's Toons 5/12/25
« on: May 12, 2025, 04:08:19 am »






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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Some groups canceled Cinco de Mayo events because they might be targeted by ICE. They didn't want to celebrate Mexico out of fear of being sent to Mexico.

The new pope is from Chicago. Although only 133 Cardinals were eligible to vote, Pope Leo XIV was elected 275,715-43 after Cook County came in.

Upon hearing that one of their own was elected Pope, Chicago burst into happy street celebrations, delaying dozens of murders.

After reading Pope Leo's rather progressive tweets, Trump has decided to send JD Vance back to the Vatican.

It's a pretty good sign the tariffs are working when even popes are made in America.

India and Pakistan just agreed to a cease fire. World War 7-11 has been averted.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz’s fiscal policy analyst was arrested for torching Teslas parked in a grocery store lot. However, charges were dropped Tuesday. Elon Musk is now being urged to buy Harley Davidson, just to see what happens to protestors when they vandalize Harleys outside a biker bar.

The Supreme Court heard arguments on a parent’s right to opt their kids out of Drag Queen readings. It’s insane. I’ll say this for Trans activists, they’ve brought Christians, Jews and Muslims into total agreement on something for the first time in history and for that they deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

The View claim's Trump's $5000 baby bonus is intended to produce more white children. The hysteria is hilarious. Trump just took all the color out of Fruit Loops and now he's moving on to the general population.

Jeffrey Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre commits suicide. On my notepad, I have Hillary in the Conservatory with a Jar of Tablets.

They caught the thief who stole Secretary Noem's purse last week, and surprisingly it wasn't Biden appointee Sam Brinton.

Ten bucks says once everybody gets Real ID so you can fly, the airlines will start charging $200 extra for a non-DEI flight crew.

Social justice warriors hate dentists because they make your teeth straight and white.

Kristi Noem's purse was stolen with $3,000 in it last week while she was dining at a restaurant in Washington, D.C., but the FBI caught the thief Friday. Turns out the thief who stole the purse of the Director of Homeland Security was an illegal alien. That's one way to save on airfare to El Salvador.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2025, 04:52:40 am »
Thanks, pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2025, 07:36:45 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2025, 07:55:28 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2025, 09:58:20 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on May 12, 2025, 04:52:40 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2025, 09:58:39 am »
Quote from: verga on May 12, 2025, 07:36:45 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2025, 09:59:38 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on May 12, 2025, 07:55:28 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2025, 11:16:55 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  The Argus Extras are great!!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2025, 12:52:50 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on May 12, 2025, 11:16:55 am
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  The Argus Extras are great!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/12/25
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2025, 03:39:34 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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