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Today's Toons 4/14/25
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

If convicted, the arrested Las Vegas Tesla firebomber could get 4-8 years as Chairman of the Democratic National Committee.

House Republicans ripped National Public Radio's CEO in hearings Wednesday over the leftist slant of the government-funded radio network. It's not just NPR. Yesterday while driving to the dry cleaners, I made a sudden turn to the right and the GPS lady called me a Nazi and a threat to democracy.

National Security Advisor Mike Waltz took responsibility for the Signal chat leak that roiled the House Intelligence Committee hearings on Wednesday. There's no minimizing it. It was the worst White House leak since Joe Biden wore the wrong-sized pair of Depends during his stop-off at Taco Bell.

Jasmine Crockett was targeted for House censure for calling wheelchair-bound Texas Governor Greg Abbott Hot Wheels. She claims she was referring to Abbott busing illegals to New York. Yes, and if the GOP motion says she's got a mouth like a Chicago Ho, they'll be referring to an Indian tribe in Illinois.

Elon Musk announced Tuesday his DOGE investigators discovered $300 million in loans from the Small Business Administration to children under age 10. Elon found a $100,000 loan to an infant, one year old. The baby was so worried about repaying the loan that he routinely soiled his diapers.

Iran set to fire missiles over Saudi Arabia at US ships in Gulf of Aden. US ships would fire missiles over Saudi Arabia at Iran. For the first time ever, the Saudis may celebrate Passover.

Trump retaliates over an insult from the prime minister of Denmark. From now on the Danish will be known as the Breakfast Roll of America.

To increase ticket sales, Disney is adding a scene where Snow White and the 7 Dwarves set fire to a Tesla.

Kid Rock arranged a private White House dinner between President Trump and his longtime comedic nemesis Bill Maher on Monday. Rock reported that Trump and Maher got along great in person and had a jolly time together. Next Kid Rock's gonna try to settle this Roadrunner-Coyote thing.

The House of Representatives debate on reining in the power of U.S. district judges Tuesday was halted by a faction of GOP Members who shut down debate all week. House Democrats are all saying Trump is acting like a dictator. He came to work Tuesday wearing a District Court Judge's robe.

California basing speeding ticket fines the driver's income. Yesterday I showed the cop my 1040 and he handed me a hundred dollars.

Tesla dealerships were besieged worldwide Saturday by leftist demonstrators who burned Teslas in Rome a week after they burned a half dozen Teslas at a Las Vegas Tesla dealership I just can't believe that it's already Burn All the Electric Cars season. I still have my Save the Ozone decorations up.

Daily Variety says Disney is on pace to lose $140 million on the disastrously woke Snow White movie. Last week Disney+ streamed the original 1937 animated Snow White movie. Immediately the studio was accused by woke protestors of using an AI algorithm to whitewash a beloved Colombian.

CNN anchor Jake Tapper's new book tells how the Biden White House covered up Joe's obvious mental decline for 4 years while president. However I can say comedians will always treasure his performance in office. Today here in Los Angeles, our forecast calls for Joe Biden Weather, 82 and hazy.

White House ex-aide Ron Klain told an author that Joe Biden was befuddled before his debate with Trump forcing Biden out. The Establishment and its media figured they could still win with Kamala. But Trump suddenly turned his head in Pennsylvania and now it's back to the drawing board.

An economic downturn would be bad for China. It's always tough laying off little kids from their factory jobs.

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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2025, 04:30:31 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2025, 07:31:57 am »
Thanks, Pookie. Have a great day!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2025, 08:22:03 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2025, 09:09:36 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2025, 10:27:34 am »
Nice crop of Monday Toons today, Pookie!  Thanks!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2025, 12:52:43 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2025, 01:05:55 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 14, 2025, 04:30:31 am
Thanks, pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2025, 01:06:14 pm »
Quote from: deb on April 14, 2025, 07:31:57 am
Thanks, Pookie. Have a great day!

My pleasure, Deb!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2025, 01:06:45 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on April 14, 2025, 08:22:03 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2025, 01:07:09 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on April 14, 2025, 09:09:36 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

My pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2025, 01:09:37 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 14, 2025, 10:27:34 am
Nice crop of Monday Toons today, Pookie!  Thanks!



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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2025, 01:10:04 pm »
Quote from: verga on April 14, 2025, 12:52:43 pm
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 4/14/25
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2025, 04:07:35 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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