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Best and worst states to survive UFO invasion ranked... and it's bad news for Area 51 workers [laugh
« on: April 13, 2025, 07:25:16 pm »

Best and worst states to survive UFO invasion ranked... and it's bad news for Area 51 workers

Daily Mail
By ALEXA CIMINO
13 April 2025



We've all seen the movies - strange lights in the sky, flying saucers hovering ominously, and panicked news anchors declaring Earth's final stand.

But if E.T. and his mates really did decide to pay us a less-than-friendly visit, would your state make it through the chaos?

According to a brand-new analysis by GIGAcalculator, some Americans are in a much better position than others when it comes to surviving a full-blown alien invasion.

The site crunched numbers on forests, caves, emergency personnel, and engineers per capita - plus population density and water access.

The result? A survival score out of 10 for each state – and the rankings might just surprise you.

Coming in hot at No. 1, Virginia scored an impressive 8.06 out of 10.

With nearly 17 military personnel per 1,000 people, 29 caves, and a healthy amount of forest cover, the state is practically built for an alien invasion scenario. It also boasts high numbers of healthcare workers and engineers, making it the ultimate all-rounder in alien resistance.

But investigative journalist and UFO researcher Jeremy Corbell isn't so sure any of that would matter.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14588575/best-worst-states-survive-ufo-invasion-hiding-aliens-save-you.html
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Re: Best and worst states to survive UFO invasion ranked... and it's bad news for Area 51 workers [l
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2025, 08:42:46 pm »
Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
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Re: Best and worst states to survive UFO invasion ranked... and it's bad news for Area 51 workers [l
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2025, 11:29:33 pm »
Alabama #2 - WOOT!

Bottom line here is that aliens would not survive an Alabama invasion.
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Re: Best and worst states to survive UFO invasion ranked... and it's bad news for Area 51 workers [l
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2025, 11:58:23 pm »
Virginia? Twenty Nine caves?

Oh no....far, far more than that.
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Re: Best and worst states to survive UFO invasion ranked... and it's bad news for Area 51 workers [l
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2025, 12:32:36 am »
Quote from: Hoodat on April 13, 2025, 11:29:33 pm
Alabama #2 - WOOT!

Bottom line here is that aliens would not survive an Alabama invasion.

Just tell the good 'ol boys they taste like chicken. 
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