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Today's Toons 3/31/25
« on: March 31, 2025, 06:48:40 am »


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Disney scaled back its Snow White premiere after actress Rachel Zegler, who played Snow White, accused the prince in the 1937 movie of being a stalker. But in this day and age, Snow White was lucky she was awakened from a deep sleep by a kiss from the handsome prince. It could have been Cosby.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters of Los Angeles was quoted Friday warning CNN viewers that the nation is heading for a civil war under President Trump. His reaction was equally over the top. President Trump just revoked Maxine's access to Colonel Sanders' Secret Blend of 11 Herbs and Spices.

President Trump plans to attend when the Washington Nationals host the Toronto Blue Jays. Before the game he will take the mound and place a 3-run tariff on Toronto.

A San Francisco judge dictated U.S. foreign policy, ordering Trump to return criminal El Salvador gangsters that the U.S. classified as foreign terrorists and deported. The laware just never ends. The next day, an activist judge ordered Trump not to turn his head the next time someone takes a shot at him.

The White House laughed off a motion by a French legislator in the European Parliament this week who introduced a motion demanding that the U.S. return the Statue of Liberty to France. It's not illegal to ask for it back. The legal basis for the demand is the French and Indian-Giver War of 1854.

President Trump while hosting Ireland's PM for Paddy's Day mentioned golfing with Irishman Rory McIlroy three weeks ago, and of course Trump frequently plays with Tiger Woods. PGA golfers tend to gravitate to the GOP. Democrats, by and large, think the U.S. Open is Joe Biden's border policy.

Fox News reports that Elon Musk's DOGE team started looking into Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid fraud and discovered Medicaid paid $49,000 for rehab to a patient who's been dead for one year. The good news is, the treatment worked. He hasn't had a drink or a drug since March of 2024.

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell announced he's taking a week off because 52 days of Trump has him exhausted. I advise any Republican who has a terminal illness to join the Democratic Party and set your TV channel to MSNBC for as long as Trump is president. Each day will seem like ten years.

Elon Musk's Space X rocket brought home the 2 astronauts stranded nine months on the Space Station on Tuesday. The capsule parachuted safely into the Gulf of America. Musk protestors were furious over his rescue of the astronauts in outer space. They spent all day setting fire to Ford Galaxies.

President Trump said the peace talks were off to a good start Tuesday after his two-hour phone call with Putin. There's no shortage of good will. Putin offered to fly to the U.S. and broker a peace deal to end the savage 10-year-long war between Donald Trump and federal judges appointed by Obama.

Governor Gavin Newsom said L.A. has more than enough water to fight this year's wildfires. The president has ordered water released from Northern California to fill up reservoirs to help put out any sudden conflagrations. And starting this week, Teslas are now required to park near fire hydrants.

Reading scores are so low that teenage terrorists are destroying property in Tulsa thinking they are in Tesla.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2025, 08:21:33 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2025, 09:40:16 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2025, 10:54:52 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2025, 11:22:59 am »
Thanks, pookie!

Oh, Argus..."The legal basis for the demand is the French and Indian-Giver War of 1854."

What's 100 years among friends, right?
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2025, 11:27:39 am »
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  Argus was great!!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2025, 12:45:50 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on March 31, 2025, 08:21:33 am
Thanks, Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2025, 12:46:09 pm »
Quote from: verga on March 31, 2025, 09:40:16 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2025, 12:46:38 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on March 31, 2025, 10:54:52 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

You're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2025, 12:49:59 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on March 31, 2025, 11:22:59 am
Thanks, pookie!

Oh, Argus..."The legal basis for the demand is the French and Indian-Giver War of 1854."

What's 100 years among friends, right?

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!

Damn, I should've caught that. But wait, maybe his fictitious war took place 100 years after the French & Indian War ;-)
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2025, 12:50:29 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on March 31, 2025, 11:27:39 am
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  Argus was great!!

You're welcome, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/31/25
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2025, 01:32:33 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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