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Today's Toons 3/17/25
« on: March 17, 2025, 07:13:56 am »
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The House of Representatives narrowly passed the GOP continuing budget resolution and sent it on to the U.S. Senate to try to avoid a government shutdown. Senate Democrats are worried about DOGE cuts in case of shutdown. Thousands of government workers would be forced to stop not working.

The New York Post reported Friday there's concern among Democratic Party wise owls over their lack of appealing new centrists in the party, while the Old Guard keeps hammering away. You did NOT lose one hour of sleep Sunday. Bernie Sanders took it and gave it to somebody who needed it more.

Leave it to Republicans to celebrate African American History Month by showcasing Elon Musk.

President Trump met with Prime Minister Keir Starmer Thursday and they discussed a free trade deal. Included was an invitation from King Charles to honor Trump with a state dinner at Buckingham Palace. And in return, President Trump re-named the British Open the Golf of America.

Leave it to Democrats to stage a boycott of retailers who dropped their DEI programs and call it a blackout.

House Republicans narrowly passed a budget resolution Friday that would carve out $5 trillion in tax changes once reconciled with a Senate bill. The taxpayers are at the end of their ropes this year. Last week my accountant finished doing my taxes and I still owe Ukraine thirty thousand dollars.

President Trump hosted his first cabinet meeting Wednesday, which was the first cabinet meeting in history to be televised in full. Elon Musk said his e-mail to federal workers needed to find out who's alive. Dead people, by and large, have a difficult time telling you five things they accomplished last week.

The Daily Mail reports EU leaders are urging Zelensky to apologize to Trump for his behavior and sign the minerals deal. The blow up in the Oval Office changed a lot of people's minds about the war. Zelensky turned out to be such a little jerk it made me wonder what took Putin so long to invade.

Elon Musk was on Joe Rogan's podcast where he defended DOGE's cuts in waste and fraud in government. Musk sparked outrage from House Democrats by vowing to end Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security payments to people who've died. Next thing you know, he'll try to keep them from voting.

President Trump is now in clear danger of being impeached and removed from office. He's in violation of the 13th amendment for owning the Democrats.

Ukraine's Zelensky backtracked quickly after Trump suspended military aid to Ukraine Tuesday and he expressed a willingness to sign Trump's minerals deal. He has seen the light. Without U.S. military help, Ukraine will collapse like a plastic lawn chair after Michael Moore decides he can sit on it.

House Democrats staged a rally at Reagan Airport today to boo the safe landings.

The Washington Post ripped House and Senate Democrats for their sullen and juvenile behavior during the president's speech to the Joint Session of Congress Tuesday. Next year's State of the Union speech will be held in the All-Purpose Room of an elementary school. Watch out for flying juice boxes!

Senator John Fetterman ripped fellow Democrats Wednesday over their petulant protest during Trump's speech to the Joint Session of Congress. The chaos was led by Congressman Al Green. Elon Musk has now cut the government crossbreeding program that produced a jackass with a pony tail.

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Re: Today's Toons 3/17/25
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2025, 07:43:15 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2025, 07:44:53 am »
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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2025, 08:24:18 am »
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2025, 10:09:41 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/17/25
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2025, 11:18:28 am »
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2025, 11:19:17 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 3/17/25
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2025, 12:29:48 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 3/17/25
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2025, 12:34:17 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2025, 02:07:50 pm »
G'day, Pookie!

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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2025, 07:33:29 am »
Thank you Pookie
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2025, 11:27:57 am »
Thank you Pookie

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