Today's Toons 2/24/25

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Trump to sign executive order saving plastic straws. I know for a fact that here in Hollywood, plastic straws save a lot of wear and tear on one hundred dollar bills.

Elon Musk's DOGE investigative engineer is a 19 year old kid named Big Balls...So naturally the Democrats want to cut him off...And enroll him in women's beach volleyball.

The NFL announced Thursday it would remove the phrase End Racism that was stenciled into the back of the end zones during past Super Bowls as a social justice message from the NFL players to the world. Things have changed since the election. The new stenciled message reads, Pay Child Support.

Elon Musk revealed Liz Cheney was a USAID official doling out millions to progressive causes overseas. It was a three-way deal. George W. Bush bombed Iraq, Dick Cheney rebuilt Iraq, and USAID put Sesame Street on Baghdad TV to teach Iraq not to throw Bert and Ernie off a roof for being gay.

Senator Mitch McConnell was seen getting around the Capitol in a wheelchair Thursday after he suffered a bad fall when the senator slipped and fell down the stairs onto the marble floor outside the Senate chamber. He incurred no lasting damage. Doctors attribute Mitch's survival to his hard shell.

The White House is offering buyouts to thousands of federal workers this week while Democrats are raging against DOGE for exposing fraud and waste in the government. I resigned from my federal job last week, and I don't work there. USAID promised to send me my severance money anyway.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters of L.A. led a raucous protest against Elon Musk Monday over his DOGE program cutting government spending. If reporters ask Elon what makes him qualified to know what projects to eliminate in federal spending, Elon can only give them one reply. It’s not rocket science.

Elon Musk stood in the Oval Office Tuesday and expressed his astonishment at all the graft and corruption his DOGE engineers have found in USAID payouts to organizations overseas. The biggest Super Bowl in history may be going on right now in Washington, D.C. It's the Patriots versus the Stealers.

House Democrats protested DOGE investigators, saying unelected accountants being allowed to audit unelected federal bureaucracies is a threat to our democracy. I totally understand their panic. It's the same way I felt when my girlfriend locked herself inside the bathroom and opened up my phone.

President Trump and Elon Musk spoke to reporters in the Oval Office Tuesday along with Elon's four year-old son. The kid crawled all over Elon as he fielded questions. If you want a guy to cut wasteful spending you might want the richest man in the world who's too cheap to hire a babysitter.

DOGE finds Social Security Administration is sending checks to people 150 years old. The question is, why does Cher even need that money?

CNN's Anderson Cooper apologized for using profanity on live TV....He promised from now on, before he goes on the air, he will remind himself that people may be watching.

National Director of Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was sworn into office Thursday. She's a vocal opponent of the policy influence of the U.S. defense establishment, a view which is totally in line with the president's. President Trump has never started a war, unless you count the Women of the View.

- - Argus Hamilton



(Thank you, Reaganite_Republican)

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

DOGE finds Social Security Administration is sending checks to people 150 years old. The question is, why does Cher even need that money?

In other news, the oldest recipient has been identified. Turns out he's a guitar player...

[deb]

Thanks, Pookie. Finally some warmer weather, a Sowell ‘toon AND a little Reagan. What a glorious Monday!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[ricebug]

G'day, Pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

In other news, the oldest recipient has been identified. Turns out he's a guitar player...

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie. Finally some warmer weather, a Sowell ‘toon AND a little Reagan. What a glorious Monday!

My pleasure, Deb!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

My pleasure, as ever, Jimino!

[pookie18]

G'day, Pookie!

Mornin', Ricebug!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus extras, Pookie!!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus extras, Pookie!!

You're welcome, CL!