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Today's Toons 2/17/25
« on: February 17, 2025, 06:41:16 am »






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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Springfield, Illinois, held a citywide Lincoln's Birthday party Wednesday. My girlfriend in the 8th grade was nicknamed Abe Lincoln, because all the guys took a shot at her in the balcony. Last year I told that joke to a Lincoln Day Dinner in Orange County and it died so badly Ukraine sent ME money.

FBI Director nominee Kash Patel sparred with Democratic senators at his confirmation hearing in the U.S. Senate Thursday. They argued angrily over the past use of the FBI to go after political opponents. Things got so chilly in the room Adam Schiff stayed warm by clutching his blanket pardon.

The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday that the Biden Administration gave the Taliban a $15 million grant for condoms for use by the Taliban. This was option #2. The condom delivery to the Taliban fighters became necessary after the U.S. was unable to convince the nanny goats to go on the pill.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt hosted her first press conference Tuesday. The next morning ABC's Women of the View trashed her for being a beautiful blonde. Wait just a minute, they've spent 10 years calling Trump a Nazi and they're surprised his spokeswoman is a blonde?

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was asked at Tuesday's press briefing if Trump was responsible for the high price of eggs. She noted that Trump had been in office for only six days. The Gallup Poll out Monday asked Americans if inflation is affecting them, and 320% replied yes.

Joe Biden signs with CAA talent agency today. The best guess is, Warner Bros is remaking The Little Shop of Horrors and Joe is going to play a house plant.

Senate Democrats went on CNN to oppose Trump's deportations last weekend and they demanded to know who will harvest the crops if migrants have been deported home. Well, I think a lot of the recently fired federal DEI supervisors can pick our fruits and nuts and vegetables. They have experience.

President Trump's deportations of illegal alien criminals drew bitter opposition from MSNBC and CNN pundits. The back-and-forth is heated. This week, ICE Director Tom Homan said MSNBC's Joy Reid was dumber than a box of rocks and the American Geological Society is demanding an apology.

President Trump announced Tuesday that the U.S. will own and rebuild the Gaza Strip, calling it the Riviera of the Middle East. I know this won't stop the violence and the torture. I performed at the Riviera in Las Vegas and I saw what they do to guys they catch counting cards at the blackjack table.

The U.S. Senate voted Tuesday to confirm Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi to be Attorney General. She's a knockout blonde as well. I'm not saying that America's new Attorney General will be Trump's favorite action hero but she's already introducing herself to everybody as Bondi, Pam Bondi.

Trump, taking over Gaza. The 3 new golf courses will have some interesting bunkers.

I cheerfully admit I skated through the University of Oklahoma in the 1970s. I majored in Gender Studies back when there were only two of them.

President Trump hosted a signing ceremony surrounded by hundreds female athletes of all ages in the White House last week. The president signed an executive order banning biological men from competing in women's sports. And as a result, transgender women are taking their balls and going home.

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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2025, 07:19:46 am »
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2025, 07:21:33 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2025, 07:46:35 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on February 17, 2025, 07:19:46 am
Thanks, pookie! :seeya:

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2025, 07:47:55 am »
Quote from: verga on February 17, 2025, 07:21:33 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2025, 07:52:05 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2025, 10:16:01 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2025, 11:14:59 am »
Yaaa!  Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2025, 11:39:10 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on February 17, 2025, 07:52:05 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2025, 11:39:54 am »
Quote from: Jimino on February 17, 2025, 10:16:01 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2025, 11:42:27 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on February 17, 2025, 11:14:59 am
Yaaa!  Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!

You're welcome, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2025, 12:29:20 pm »
Quote from: pookie18 on February 17, 2025, 11:42:27 am
You're welcome, CL!

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I'm still curious....PM me?
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2025, 01:07:28 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2025, 01:58:25 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 2/17/25
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2025, 02:51:59 pm »
G'day, Pookie!

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