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EXCLUSIVE: Personal Diary of USAID Staffer Reveals 'Apocalyptic Suffering' at Beleaguered Agency

'Public servants are sobbing under their desks'

Andrew Stiles  |  February 7, 2025


10:39 a.m.

Woke up to 11 missed calls and 53 texts on my personal phone. Lost my work phone months ago after having lunch with that nice Chinese lady who was interested in buying some of my dumpster art. (Never heard back, natch.) When I finally figured out what was going on, it hit me like the murder of Cedric Diggory by Wormtail, the conniving Death Eater, at the end of 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.' All remote workers were being called back to the office. The Republicans fascists had arrived to implement their cisnormative fatphobic Zionist white supremacist agenda. Played ukulele for Hillary and cleaned her compost bin.

11:15 a.m.

Listened to the Jennifer Rubin podcast in the shower, then called my other boss at Greenpeace to tell him (thanks, patriarchy) I was taking another sick day. Tried to DoorDash some avocado toast on the USAID account. Declined!!! WTF??? Called emergency therapist while brushing my teeth, then again from the car on the way into D.C. Traffic sucks, but the Metro is unsafe and unreliable (thanks, GOP). Sent a long group text to the polycule. Got a voice message from my colleague [redacted] who said her trip to Cambodia was cancelled without explanation. Her team was prepping for months to fulfill their critical mission of performing a renowned alternative theater symposium on climate feminism for historically disadvantaged sex traffickers. THIS IS WHAT AUTOCRACY LOOKS LIKE.

11:46 a.m.

Pulled over for texting. ACAB!!!

12:01 p.m.

Voldemort is in the house, y'all, and I'm literally not kidding. First time back in the office since March 2020, and this is worse than Gaza. Public servants are sobbing under their desks. The vibe is one of tragic apocalyptic suffering. TVs spew right-wing talking points from CNN.  An invading army of Latinx janitors, traitors to their own people, have defiled our refuge, installing new signs to re-segregate the bathrooms by birth gender. They already trashed the macramé dreamcatchers we made for Indigenous People's Day, not to mention our 7th place trophy display from the 'Evade Inequity' dodgeball tournament last week to raise money for the Islamic-Atheist Alliance. The self-care sanctuary was turned back into a conference room, the male menstruation space turned back into a kitchenette. Tried logging into my Politico Pro account after consoling several victims. Determined to read up on what it is I actually do here in case someone asks. Access denied!!!


https://freebeacon.com/satire/exclusive-personal-diary-of-usaid-staffer-reveals-apocalyptic-suffering-at-beleaguered-agency/
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Traumatized USAID worker who survived DOGE bloodbath describes horror of watching everyone get fired

JOE HUTCHISON and EMILY GOODIN  |  16:46 EST, 7 February 2025  |  Updated: 17:56 EST, 7 February 2025


A USAID worker who managed to survive widespread cuts by DOGE has described the horror watching their coworkers being fired.

President Trump has gone scorched-earth against the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) this week, claiming it is 'corrupt'.

Amidst huge amounts of layoffs at the agency, one staff member described to NPR  how during a virtual staff meeting on Monday people started leaving one by one as  their access was cut off.

The staffer said: 'It was like from a horror film', after the administration ordered at least 8,000 staffers and contractors onto permanent leave or furlough.

"There is no bottom to this stupidity," a separate USAID staffer told the public broadcaster. Another added that government "Might as well shut it all down. 290 people won't be able to do anything."

The Trump administration had originally planned to keep 297 staff but that number has now risen to 611 according to a notice issued late on Thursday night.

On Friday, one worker could be seen crying as crews used duct tape to block out the agency name on a sign outside of its headquarters, as they also tore down large lettering over the entranceway.

Trump wrote earlier on his Truth Social: 'USAID is driving the radical left crazy, and there is nothing they can do about it because the way in which the money has been spent, so much of it fraudulently, is totally unexplainable. The corruption is at levels rarely seen before close it down!'  .  .  .

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14373733/usaid-worker-doge-bloodbath-fired.html
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I have to believe a lot of these people are also victims of the deep state. They were cogs in someone else's machine. Many likely could not see the larger picture from their cubical. So while I celebrate the dismantling of the deep state, we should be cognizant of their life's upheaval. Now I'll take my reaming...

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There's nothing like huddling in your cubicle praying that the HR Angel of Downsizing will pass by you.  Been there in 2008 and 2013.
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I have to believe a lot of these people are also victims of the deep state. They were cogs in someone else's machine. Many likely could not see the larger picture from their cubical. So while I celebrate the dismantling of the deep state, we should be cognizant of their life's upheaval. Now I'll take my reaming...

Yeah, it sucks. I have gone from six figures to zero overnight, more than once.

Now they know how oilfield hands felt when everyone was cheering sudden cheap oil and low gas prices. Wish in one hand...welcome to what has been reality for many of us. Suck it up, go find another job. Learn to code...
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Yeah, it sucks. I have gone from six figures to zero overnight, more than once.

Now they know how oilfield hands felt when everyone was cheering sudden cheap oil and low gas prices. Wish in one hand...welcome to what has been reality for many of us. Suck it up, go find another job. Learn to code...

@Smokin Joe   @DB

As stated before, in my 'retirement', shoot series of photographs of homes for banks and mortgage lenders ordered by 3rd party venders.

Yesterday, we got orders for 45 properties, the vast majority in Bethesda and Potomac, Maryland.   

To get that many is shocking...to get them in those zip codes is earth moving. Normally, don't have that many jobs over a 2 week period in the entire D.C. Region.

We ascertain that these homeowners are flocking to banks to open up Equity lines-of-credit.

Must be media or government workers who have taken Buy-Outs who are going to be terminated.

Yesterday I shot more than a few properties valued at over $2M to $5M!!
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Welcome to reality.  I could arrive to disabled login credentials any day, and a business owner could lose everything, including his good name.  These people had to know their jobs were expendable whenever the government decided to stop borrowing.

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Welcome to reality.  I could arrive to disabled login credentials any day, and a business owner could lose everything, including his good name.  These people had to know their jobs were expendable whenever the government decided to stop borrowing.
But...but...but...All it has to do is print some more money. The presses are right there in D.C.
(I have seen them!)
https://www.bep.gov/currency/how-money-is-made
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Yeah, it sucks. I have gone from six figures to zero overnight, more than once.

Now they know how oilfield hands felt when everyone was cheering sudden cheap oil and low gas prices. Wish in one hand...welcome to what has been reality for many of us. Suck it up, go find another job. Learn to code...

I guess they should learn how to code....

Biden tells coal miners to “learn to code”

https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/476391-biden-tells-coal-miners-to-learn-to-code/
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I guess they should learn how to code....

Biden tells coal miners to “learn to code”

https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/476391-biden-tells-coal-miners-to-learn-to-code/

That why conservatives are throwing that phrase back at them. It started with Biden and crew.

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That why conservatives are throwing that phrase back at them. It started with Biden and crew.
Yep!
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I guess they should learn how to code....

Biden tells coal miners to “learn to code”



Hmmm... Columbo would garner that's exactly a phrase Obama would utter.
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