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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 1/27/25
« on: January 27, 2025, 07:18:28 am »








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What a day of unity! Never have I seen Republicans so excited about Martin Luther King Day.

Fortunately for Joe Biden, he got home to Delaware just in time for Wheel of Fortune.

ICE Sets out today to catch and deport illegal alien criminals. I can remember when baseball was America's National Pastime. Starting today it's hide and seek.

NBC News sounded the alarm Sunday reporting the first human death in Louisiana from Bird Flu. As soon the L.A. fires faded, the media needed a new emergency to keep Americans glued to the news. A new Bird Flu vaccine is now available for everyone who hasn't died from the Covid-19 shot yet.

President Biden today delivered his Farewell Speech to the Nation. It was an open casket ceremony.

Congress's approval rating is now 13%. They are 2 points ahead of Bird Flu and 5 points behind the Santa Ana Winds.

Hollywood's Motion Picture Academy announced Monday they are delaying the announcement of the 2025 Academy Award nominees. It's due to the wildfires. The Academy wants to see how many actors were charred by the fires so they'll know which movies meet their diversity quotas.

California Governor Gavin Newsom paid tribute to the generous spirit of Southern Californians as we pitch in to aid fire recovery. The disaster has united all people of L.A. Today on local news I saw a white guy, a black guy, and a Hispanic guy in the Palisades, and they were looting a mansion together.

Politico noted that Donald Trump will preside over a coalition of supporters far wider than the Republican Party. When he's sworn into office on Monday, Trump will be a convicted felon who once worked at McDonald's. Not a month goes by that he doesn't upgrade his street cred with black men.

On this date, in 2001, Wikipedia debuted but I'm not sure about it because I read it on Wikipedia.

The University of Delaware to name its new social science building Joe Biden Hall. It's four stories tall and in Joe's honor, the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Israel and Hamas agree to US-brokered peace deal. We had Hamas negotiating under Islamic law, Israel negotiating under Judaic law and the US negotiating under Murphy's Law.

US Navy to name an aircraft carrier after Bill Clinton. It was inevitable. Urologists agree you can't have sex with that many bimbos & not wind up being a carrier.

Joe Biden in his farewell address said he's given his heart and his soul to our country. I'm guessing he gave his brain to Johns Hopkins.

Tiktok facing possible ban in the US for allowing China to spy on Americans. Everyone knows that the CIA's job.

It's a fact that President Biden left a lasting legacy by his performance in office. Joe single-handedly destroyed the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

The Washington Commanders advanced in the NFL playoffs on Sunday night in a thrilling upset win led by rookie quarterback Jaden Daniels. The next day, President Biden signed a bill into law clearing the way for the Commanders to return to Washington. Joe Biden thinks his dog is coming home.

Congress voted Tuesday to ban transgender athletes from participating in women's and girls' sports at schools and colleges. This'll make women's softball a lot more comfortable to watch on TV. I don't want to peek at the athlete's pants when the play-by-play announcer says there are two balls on the batter.

The Museum of African American Culture opened an exhibit on the history of Minstrel Shows where whites perform onstage in blackface. I emceed the 6th grade Minstrel Show on PTA Night in '63. Thank Heaven there were no cell phone cameras or I could get 5-10 years as Prime Minister of Canada.

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Offline Hoodat

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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2025, 07:23:22 am »
Good morning, Mr. Pookie.  Thank you for starting our week off right.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2025, 07:40:38 am »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2025, 08:09:55 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2025, 08:10:03 am »
Thanks, pookie! Had to read this before I went ice fishing.
I hear we're allowed to catch as much ice as we want this year!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2025, 08:26:03 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2025, 10:46:27 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2025, 10:57:27 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 27, 2025, 08:10:03 am
Thanks, pookie! Had to read this before I went ice fishing.

Might as well go duck hunting through a chimney.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2025, 11:28:18 am »
Quote from: Hoodat on January 27, 2025, 07:23:22 am
Good morning, Mr. Pookie.  Thank you for starting our week off right.

Mornin' & you're welcome, Hoodat!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2025, 11:29:16 am »
Quote from: deb on January 27, 2025, 07:40:38 am
Thanks, Pookie!

My pleasure, Deb!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2025, 11:29:52 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on January 27, 2025, 08:09:55 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2025, 11:32:53 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 27, 2025, 08:10:03 am
Thanks, pookie! Had to read this before I went ice fishing.
I hear we're allowed to catch as much ice as we want this year!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!

Not only that, but ICE is allowed to catch as many illegals as they want this year...
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2025, 11:33:18 am »
Quote from: verga on January 27, 2025, 08:26:03 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2025, 11:34:34 am »
Quote from: Jimino on January 27, 2025, 10:46:27 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/27/25
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2025, 12:00:18 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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