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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 1/20/25
« on: January 20, 2025, 06:47:34 am »




















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Allstate CEO Tom Wilson faced angry backlash for posting a video after the New Orleans attack saying if we act nicer that terrorists won't attack us. People are outraged at Wilson for appeasing ISIS. What is it about insurance company CEOs that makes everybody want to shoot them in the back?

The Dallas Morning News reported that a dozen large drones hovered in the night sky over North Texas in a fixed formation before zooming off, resulting in more shaky explanations and public panic over these drones. I don't care what the U.S. government says. I am NOT getting the UFO vaccine.

Keeping with tradition Joe Biden will leave a letter for Trump in the Oval Office Resolute desk. And in Hunter's bedroom Barron will find a gram left behind for him in the vanity.

Canada's outgoing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Tuesday there's not a snowball's chance in hell of Canada uniting with the United States. His departure from office will be a real blow to Canadian tourism. I loved to drive up to Canada in the autumn to see the Prime Minister change colors.

Donald Trump hosted a press briefing in Palm Beach Tuesday in which he announced the Gulf of Mexico is hereby re-named the Gulf of America. It inspired others. Hours later, the citizens of Greenland voted to re-name their nation New San Francisco in an effort to get Trump to shop elsewhere.

LA wildfires follow the 7.0 offshore earthquake & rogue tidal wave last month. Every day I turn on the LA news to see which chapter of Revelation we'll be doing today.

Governor Gavin Newsom was slammed during the fires for keeping Northern California water from L.A. by his decision to protect a tiny fish called the smelt. Ay his press briefing, Gavin said it will take retardant to fight the wildfire. Then there was silence as people waited for him to grab a bucket.

Mark Zuckerberg's video announcing free speech and no censorship on Facebook was just fact-checked and censored by Facebook.

The line to pay tribute to Jimmy Carter seemed to go on for miles which is fitting because it reminded people of gas stations during his presidency.

It's a vicious cycle. Every time Gavin Newsom denies responsibility for the brushfires his pants catch fire and start another one.

A woman's breasts quadruple in size in reaction to her Pfizer Covid shot. Now how many guys are wondering if they should have gotten the Johnson & Johnson shot?

The Pacific Palisades fire left a cloud of ash over L.A. Thursday which caused me to sneeze and cough during my jog. I later went to the supermarket and I understand why some people are wearing masks, as recommended by the CDC. But with the Lord as my witness I am NOT getting the wildfire vaccine.

State Farm CEO canceled home fire insurance policies in the Palisades in July. Luigi Mangione now leading in California for 2028.

Donald Trump on Thursday again stated his determination to halt illegal immigration at our nation's Southern Border with Tom Homan as Border Czar. He's getting help. Right now, the biggest deterrent to illegal immigration is California Governor Gavin Newsom's fire prevention policy.

The Wall Street Journal reported that firefighters from all over the U.S. and Canada arrived in L.A. last week to help local firefighters beat back the Palisades and Eaton wildfires. They did all they could with what they had. Our fire hydrants were so dry they were praying for a dog to come by.

No one can understand why there was no water in the local reservoir in the Pacific Palisades. You would think the reservoirs would be full of water after the L.A. Fire Department installed three dikes.

President Biden was tasked with delivering the eulogy at Jimmy Carter's presidential funeral on Thursday. The congregation sat on pins and needles during Joe's eulogy. Afterwards everyone left the service just happy that Biden didn't point to the casket and call on Jimmy to stand up and take a bow.

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Offline scottfreitas

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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2025, 07:18:44 am »
Many Monday morning MAGA meme thank-yous, pookie! ;D

Been waiting a long time for this day. Had a bunch of pertinent memes saved up, three of which you already ran today so I didn't have to show them to you!  :rolling:

Anyway...

President Trump's work is just beginning, while FJB trudges off in a huff:



Closer? Heck, he's in the driver's seat now:  :patriot:



Obama did show up yesterday, soo..



Laugh it up, freeloaders. DOGE is headed your way:



Seems even sci-fi fans are happy now:


FJB's new logo:


No longer will he rain on America's parade:


Crowning America's new "king":




Thanks for getting our first magnificent MAGA Monday rolling, Pookie! And thank GOD we won't be seeing too many more memes featuring such mediocre mannequins as FJB and Kamala-dee-dah Harris! I will NOT miss those two corrupt fools one bit!  :chairbang:
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2025, 07:42:42 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on January 20, 2025, 07:18:44 am
Many Monday morning MAGA meme thank-yous, pookie! ;D

Been waiting a long time for this day. Had a bunch of pertinent memes saved up, three of which you already ran today so I didn't have to show them to you!  :rolling:

Thanks for getting our first magnificent MAGA Monday rolling, Pookie! And thank GOD we won't be seeing too many more memes featuring such mediocre mannequins as FJB and Kamala-dee-dah Harris! I will NOT miss those two corrupt fools one bit!  :chairbang:

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2025, 10:08:23 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2025, 10:45:39 am »
Quote from: Jimino on January 20, 2025, 10:08:23 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2025, 02:09:19 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2025, 02:11:02 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2025, 04:00:50 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2025, 06:13:34 pm »
Thank you Pookie!  :patriot:
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2025, 06:21:20 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 20, 2025, 04:00:50 pm
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2025, 06:21:52 pm »
Quote from: MeganC on January 20, 2025, 06:13:34 pm
Thank you Pookie!  :patriot:

My pleasure, as ever, MeganC!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2025, 09:15:43 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2025, 09:20:22 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on January 21, 2025, 09:15:43 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2025, 01:46:22 pm »
thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 1/20/25
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2025, 06:32:04 am »
Quote from: verga on January 21, 2025, 01:46:22 pm
thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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