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Today's Toons 1/13/25
« on: January 13, 2025, 06:33:26 am »
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Joe Biden will give the eulogy at Jimmy Carter's funeral in the National Cathedral. It's a test. Joe Biden will stand over the body of Jimmy Carter and you have to tell which is which.

The Carter Center in Atlanta held a two-day memorial for Carter's presidency. People attending Carter memorial had to line up the first day by even-number license plates and the second day by odd-number plates.

President Biden's visit to the Pope Thursday could be contentious. Neither one likes the other's Holier-than-Thou attitude.

I'm guessing 3 days before the LA fires are blamed on plastic straws and Donald Trump.

Regarding all those mysterious drones flying over us, I'll say it right now...I don't care what the government says, I'm NOT getting the UFO vaccine.

I don't understand the controversy of Trump inviting China's President Xi to his inauguration. It's always tradition to have the preceding president in attendance.

Joe Biden today lamented dropping out of the presidential race. He says he could have beaten Reagan.

Senator Elizabeth Warren told reporters only the government should own guns. A real Indian would know better.

Donald Trump demanded that ownership of the Panama Canal be returned to the U.S. The U.S. obtained the 10-mile-wide strip of Panama by treaty with Colombia in 1903. However, Jimmy Carter in late 1977 traded the Panama Canal to Panama in exchange for Marvin's Gardens and Baltic Avenue.

NASA's Parker Solar Probe set a record Tuesday flying within 3 million miles of the sun. The U.S. government is relieved. The probe reported to NASA that 1,000 hard drives belonging to the Royals, the FBI, the CIA, Jeffrey Epstein, Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden were successfully ejected into the Sun.

Democrats like to talk about not being willing to live under a 2nd Trump presidency. But only Jimmy Carter had the guts to do something about it.

During Sunday's game Aaron Rodgers looked so old and past his prime that the coach replaced him with Kamala Harris.

I'll say this, the launch of the new Cybertruck in Vegas was a lot more colorful than the Jaguar campaign.

Hillary received the Medal of Freedom from Joe Biden today.... She tore the ribbon apart looking for the pardon, but it wasn't in there.

The White House Medal of Freedom Ceremony backstage goody bags today included a Hunter biden painting and a fill-in-the-blank full pardon.

I won't say Justin Trudeau received bad notices as Canada's prime minister but he got better reviews in black face.

Washington, D.C., was coated in beautiful snow after the season's first winter storm Monday, which happened to be January 6th. Hundreds of happy kids paired off for a huge snowball fight on the National Mall. We'll never know how many FBI agents were planted on both sides of the snowball fight.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2025, 06:45:39 am »
Many Monday mornin' meme'd memories thank-yous, Pookie!

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Thanks for getting us started down the road to another week. Pookie! (and you little ARGUS, too!) /cackle    rrthree
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2025, 07:16:47 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2025, 08:14:14 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2025, 08:20:50 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on January 13, 2025, 06:45:39 am
Many Monday mornin' meme'd memories thank-yous, Pookie!

Thanks for getting us started down the road to another week. Pookie! (and you little ARGUS, too!) /cackle    rrthree

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2025, 08:21:13 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 13, 2025, 07:16:47 am
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2025, 08:21:44 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on January 13, 2025, 08:14:14 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2025, 08:34:36 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2025, 10:24:10 am »
Quote from: verga on January 13, 2025, 08:34:36 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2025, 10:59:47 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2025, 11:18:42 am »
Quote from: Jimino on January 13, 2025, 10:59:47 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2025, 12:34:28 pm »
Yaaay!  Monday's Toons are here!  Thanks Pookie for the Toons and Argus Extras!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2025, 01:25:50 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on January 13, 2025, 12:34:28 pm
Yaaay!  Monday's Toons are here!  Thanks Pookie for the Toons and Argus Extras!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/13/25
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2025, 05:38:06 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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