How Jill Biden Meghan-Markled A President

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How Jill Biden Meghan-Markled A President
Like Montecito’s most controversial jam merchant, Jill Biden ruined her husband’s life and has nothing to show for it.
 By: Elle Purnell
January 07, 2025
The Federalist

If Washington is Hollywood for ugly people — or at least average-looking people with bad haircuts — Jill Biden is Washington’s Meghan Markle.

It’s a tale as old as time: Cinderella becomes accustomed to all the nice things that come with her castle and forces the prince to make a fool of himself on the world stage so she can keep a good thing going.

Like Montecito’s most controversial jam merchant, after a failed first marriage, Jill Jacobs bagged a guy who was well on his way to a life of power and influence. Once she got there, she ate up the magazine covers, the glitzy vacations, and the paparazzi appearances. She started her tenure with general goodwill from most of her royal subjects — people want first ladies and princesses to look pretty, kiss babies, and enjoy their taxpayer-funded lifestyles so long as they don’t appear to enjoy it too much.

But like Meghan, Jill did enjoy it too much, so much that she was willing to ruin her husband and whatever “legacy” he had to keep up the racket. And by the time of her retirement, all she has to show for it is a sub-50 approval rating and a big beach house.

Who knows how long Jill lusted after the White House before she got it.  ...

But by the time she had tasted of the Air Force One rides, the photographers following her around, the fancy clothes, the international trips, the celebrity meet-and-greets, and of course, the Vogue cover shoots, Doctor Jill wasn’t about to give it all up early just because of some gunk buildup in her husband’s brain.  ...

[Wingnut]

I hear Jill has been offered a new gig, post whitehouse. A couch model at Rooms To Go.

[IsailedawayfromFR]

When Jill developed her White House plan

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I was just about to post this....good read.

[Right_in_Virginia]

When Jill developed her White House plan

This  . Is not true -- other than it's a photo of Jill and Joe.

When Jill was 15 it was 1966; and Joe was 24. --- 1966, the year Jill was 15,  was also the year 24 year old Joe married Neilia. Their first child, Beau, was born in 1969.  Neilia died in 1972.

Jill was first married from 1970--1975.  She married Joe in 1977.

[IsailedawayfromFR]

This  . Is not true -- other than it's a photo of Jill and Joe.

When Jill was 15 it was 1966; and Joe was 24. --- 1966, the year Jill was 15,  was also the year 24 year old Joe married Neilia. Their first child, Beau, was born in 1969.  Neilia died in 1972.

Jill was first married from 1970--1975.  She married Joe in 1977.

The only part of this that appears might be in error is saying Joe was in his 30s rather than his 20s.

I see nothing from any of those dates which says the other parts are untrue.

Please point them out if you can @Right_in_Virginia

[Right_in_Virginia]

The only part of this that appears might be in error is saying Joe was in his 30s rather than his 20s.

I see nothing from any of those dates which says the other parts are untrue.

Please point them out if you can @Right_in_Virginia

It's all wrong @IsailedawayfromFR.

Conservatives must be better than this.