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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2025
« on: January 01, 2025, 01:49:30 pm »
The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2025

Dec 31, 2024

A new year is upon us, with the sun setting on the darkness and despair that once was and hope rising again like the morning sun. Or something like that. What is in store for the world in 2025?

We at The Babylon Bee know exactly what's coming because we are prophets. Here's what you can expect.

January 19 - Kamala Harris becomes first female president after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillow.

January 20 - Donald J. Trump is sworn in as president, instantly making America great again and killing billions of people around the globe.

January 21 - Nancy Pelosi files new articles of impeachment against Trump.

February 3 - The New York Times runs a shocking article exposing how Haitian migrants in Springfield, OH have been eating people's pets.  .  .

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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2025
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2025, 03:18:39 pm »
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2025
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2025, 06:09:53 pm »
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Re: The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2025
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2025, 06:31:53 pm »
Nancy Pelosi won't wait until January 21st to file Articles of Impeachment against Trump.
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