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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 12/30/24
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Right now, Elon Musk is Christmas shopping at Mar a Lago, trying to figure out how to fit Greenland under the Christmas tree.

The Beverly Center Mall Santa told the little girl to be realistic when she asked for a Ferrari. So she asked for Congress to reduce spending. Santa then asked her what color Ferrari?

Donald Trump celebrated being named Time's Person of the Year by ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange. It was a bit awkward at first. The floor traders greeted Trump by chanting USA, USA! when everyone knows the proper response to Trump's arrival is the YMCA song.

The DOJ Inspector General issued his January 6 Report revealing that the FBI had 26 informants planted in the protestors who poured into the U.S. Capitol over their anger about the midnight mail-in votes that won Biden the election. I know I'll never forget January 6th, 2021. Gasoline was $2 a gallon.

The New York Post says Biden Administration officials hired flatbed trucks to carry off unused border wall materials in Arizona for auction before Trump can use it to complete his border wall. Do they really think that'll work? A year from now there will be statues in Mississippi of Stonewall Trump.

The White House announced Thursday that President Biden commuted the sentences of 1,500 criminals in the largest act of clemency in American history. These commutations make sense if you think about it. Joe Biden hasn't formed a complete sentence in years, why should anybody else have to?

Donald Trump opened his press conference in Palm Beach Monday by welcoming the Chairman of Softbank, who announced a $100 billion investment in the U.S. to develop industries in America. The Biden administration is understandably angry. That's $100 billion that could have gone to Ukraine.

The FBI warned the public not to shoot down the unidentified drones seen in the night skies over New Jersey. Public confidence in the government response hit a new low Tuesday. Dr. Fauci just declared that until we know what these drones actually are, we must follow the science and wear a mask.

You know Democrats are in trouble When Luigi Mangione is more Is popular among liberals then Kamala Harris.

California Governor and likely 2028 Democratic presidential candidate Gavin Newsom addressed a government forum Tuesday. Gavin claimed credit for cutting out waste in state government. The only thing he's reduced is the number of arsons because nobody can afford the gas prices in California.

NBC News reports the first case of deadly Bird Flu arrived in the U.S. Thursday when a patient hospitalized in Louisiana tested positive for Bird Flu, according to the CDC. Defensive measures are underway. President Biden heard the news and immediately ordered the bombing of the Canary Islands.

Today Donald Trump revealed his climate policy. He's going to build a wall so high nobody can climate.

President Biden is reported to be mulling pardoning loyalists who haven't been charged with any wrong doing yet to protect them from Trump's DOJ. If the president gives these pardons to people not yet charged by Trump's DOJ he's an idiot. But if he sells them, then that's the Joe we know and love.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2024, 07:27:30 am »
Merry no more Mondays left in 2024 meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2024, 08:20:45 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2024, 08:39:04 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on December 30, 2024, 07:27:30 am
Merry no more Mondays left in 2024 meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

Enjoy the rest of the last Monday this year, Pookie! And seeya tomorrow for the final Tuesday!  22222frying pan

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!


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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2024, 08:39:32 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 30, 2024, 08:20:45 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2024, 08:49:28 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2024, 08:58:01 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2024, 09:08:16 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 30, 2024, 08:49:28 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2024, 09:08:40 am »
Quote from: verga on December 30, 2024, 08:58:01 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2024, 10:00:14 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2024, 11:30:26 am »
   Insightful compilation @pookie18  tipping hat!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2024, 12:43:46 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on December 30, 2024, 10:00:14 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

You're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2024, 12:44:26 pm »
Quote from: corbe on December 30, 2024, 11:30:26 am
   Insightful compilation @pookie18  tipping hat!!

Glad you enjoyed them, @corbe
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2024, 12:59:05 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toonage, Pookie!!  And I love the Argus Extras too!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2024, 01:13:18 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2024, 01:15:01 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on December 30, 2024, 12:59:05 pm
Thanks for the Monday Toonage, Pookie!!  And I love the Argus Extras too!!!

My pleasure, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/30/24
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2024, 01:15:19 pm »
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