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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 12/16/24
« on: December 16, 2024, 06:38:53 am »






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Susan Sarandon wasted no time today ordering up a script for Thelma and Luigi.

President Biden pardoned his son Hunter of all crimes Sunday prompting an outcry in Congress and in the media. However White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre is greatly relieved that President Biden pardoned his son. She was sick and tired of saying that's something Joe would never do.

Hunter Biden's pardon stopped any future probe of his overseas influence peddling in China and Ukraine that netted Joe Biden and his family millions. At the height of the Watergate scandal in 1973, President Nixon famously declared that I am not a crook. And he wasn't, by today's standards.

Sharon Stone said the U.S. has entered a period of ignorant, arrogant adolescence Tuesday while Alec Baldwin was calling Americans uninformed. I love it when Hollywood stars try to claim the moral high ground. Ask any one of them what they did for a Klondike Bar before they finally got work.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau vowed to negotiate away Trump's tariff threats hoping his stance will boost his very low approval ratings Thursday. The next day, Trudeau arrived early at work, but he had to go back home and wash all the makeup off his face. Black Friday wasn't what he thought it was.

President Biden pardoned his son Hunter after repeatedly declaring that no one is above the law. Coincidentally, Hunter's new Secret Service code name is No One.

Biden rushes $750 million in tanks, land mines and rockets to Ukraine. In a related story the planned Joe Biden-Lockheed Martin Presidential Library is now fully funded.

FBI former deputy director Andrew McCabe issued a dire warning over Trump's nomination of loyalist Kash Patel as his FBI Director. He won't go with the flow. The agency fears if Kash Patel takes over the FBI, the first thing he would likely do is to cancel all plans to assassinate Donald Trump.

President Biden pardoned son Hunter Biden for all his crimes the last ten years Sunday. It didn't stop there. Joe also pardoned Aaron Rodgers for stealing $40 million from the New York Jets, Joy Behar for hogging all the white meat at Thanksgiving and Kamala Harris for killing a dozen cases of Cabernet.

Ellen DeGeneres and her partner's country estate in England was flooded after a huge storm caused a river to overflow its banks just two weeks after they scorned the Trump election victory and moved to England. It's puzzling. The locals were hoping the river would hold with the recent addition of two dikes.

President Biden flew to Africa Sunday where he's meeting with leaders of Angola, Zambia and Congo about the U.S.-built Trans-Africa Railway. Comedians followed Joe's trip closely for his signature gaffes. I lost ten dollars betting Joe would ask to meet with the leader of Trans-Africa Ru Paul.

Donald Trump named intelligence loyalist Kash Patel as his new FBI Director. Kash uncovered the FBI agents behind the Russia collusion hoax against Trump resulting in their dismissal and outed one agent as a Russian spy. As guard dogs go, he makes Biden's German Shepherd look like an emotional support dog.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2024, 06:54:12 am »
Merry Monday morning MAGA meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

He should find a priest for this confession:



At least now the drone swarms make sense:



FJB shares his faith during a recent speech:


Afterwards, Mr. Spock tries to make sense of the speech:



Thanks for all the Argus extras btw (a proud Monday tradition!)  Barely over a week till Christmas arrives... i wonder how many  thousands of more scumbags FJB will have pardoned or let loose back into American society by then (he's already far exceeded every previous President ever)...  **nononono*
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2024, 07:12:58 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2024, 07:16:15 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2024, 07:55:36 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2024, 09:11:38 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on December 16, 2024, 06:54:12 am
Merry Monday morning MAGA meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

He should find a priest for this confession:



At least now the drone swarms make sense:



FJB shares his faith during a recent speech:


Afterwards, Mr. Spock tries to make sense of the speech:



Thanks for all the Argus extras btw (a proud Monday tradition!)  Barely over a week till Christmas arrives... i wonder how many  thousands of more scumbags FJB will have pardoned or let loose back into American society by then (he's already far exceeded every previous President ever)...  **nononono*

Mornin', you're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2024, 09:12:05 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 16, 2024, 07:12:58 am
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2024, 09:13:12 am »
Quote from: verga on December 16, 2024, 07:16:15 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2024, 09:13:44 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 16, 2024, 07:55:36 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2024, 10:46:13 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2024, 12:19:01 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on December 16, 2024, 10:46:13 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

You're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2024, 12:44:16 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Morning pick-me-ups, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2024, 01:01:55 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2024, 01:09:13 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on December 16, 2024, 12:44:16 pm
Thanks for the Monday Morning pick-me-ups, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2024, 01:09:42 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 12/16/24
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2024, 02:22:27 pm »
Dr. Neil Stone embarrassment sent to drnstonepa@thephysiciansclinic.co.uk

Take your messages to the sources, don't just giggle here amongst yourselves. 
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