IQ TEST

[ChemEngrMBA]

If you can tell four differences between these two images of Superman after studying the first image for ten seconds, and then looking at the second image I will place below it, you are a GENIUS!!!!! 
No looking back and no cheating.  I mean it.

[ChemEngrMBA]

Second image of Superman

Democrats can't tell them apart.  That would be racist.

[bigheadfred]

Goofball

[Smokin Joe]

 

[Texas Yellow Rose]

 

[ChemEngrMBA]

IQ is a very unreliable measure of real intelligence.  The Unabomber was a genius, like so many other college professors.  Years ago, during the Bush Administration, I sent this letter to Stanford University's psychology department faculty and students, regarding their famous professor emeritus, Philip Zimbardo:

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Stanford News Service, Students, President and Faculty of Stanford:
 
While doing a Google search for "Professor + Bush + evil" to demonstrate to another academic the profound liberal bias of academics, I noticed with interest an article by your own Professor Emeritus, Philip Zimbardo.
 
http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/2003/october29/zimbardo-1029.html
 
One excerpt from this article follows:
Zimbardo, an expert on violence and evil, also detailed what he despises.
"I hate the arrogance of power and control; I hate deception and lies and secrecy," he said. "Combining that -- that's the Bush administration. I deplore what the Bush administration is doing to destroy basic American values."
In his infamous experiment, Professor Zimbardo practiced the very "deception and lies and secrecy" which he says he "hates."
He deceived prison guards by secretly taping them when they thought he did not. He deceived parents when he admits to "manipulating" them.  Ultimately only one in fifty people overseeing this experiment, herself a new graduate, saw the cruelty being deceptively, authoritatively visited upon these young, impressionable men.  Only one in fifty.
http://www.prisonexp.org/slide-23.htm
 
Obviously Professor Zimbardo does not hate "the arrogance of power and control" when it comes in the form of William Jefferson Clinton, because a photograph of the two of them together is prominently displayed on Zimbardo's website. The good Professor does not hate "deception and lies and secrecy" when practiced by a Democrat who promised us "the most ethical administration in history" and was instead impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice.  Nor was it "all about sex" when Clinton broke his promise to give Americans a "tax cut."   Clinton's broken promise was excusable by the Left, but not George H.W. Bush's.  In Leftist Newspeak, the booming economy was "in good shape" under Clinton, while under Reagan, "the rich got richer and the poor got poorer."
On the subject of "violence and evil," it should be mentioned that the slaughter of nearly 1,000,000 Tutsis in Rwanda by the Hutus was ignored by Bill "Loathing the Military" Clinton.  Clinton ordered the State Department not to use "the g word" when discussing the Rwandan Genocide.  Clinton turned his back on the butchery in Rwanda, but sent troops to restore the socialist Aristide to power in Haiti.  What has the "expert on violence and evil" to say of his friend, Clinton, on these grave matters?
Now as to the Left's relentless ridicule of President Bush as being "stupid," please note that Professor Zimbardo misspelled "home page," and "significant."  
http://www.zimbardo.com/current.html
Welcome to the Homepage ((SIC)) of Professor Philip G. Zombardo
Does Psychology Make a Signficant ((SIC)) Difference in Our Lives (July-August, 2004)
 
Professor Zimbardo combines the singular with the plural.
http://www.socialpsychology.org/retire/index.php
# Other well wisher [[SIC]] (103)
 
Professor Zimbardo calls himself a "breach baby (hands first)" when in fact a breach baby is one who is butt down, not head down.
http://www.zimbardo.com/zimbardo.html
"As a breach baby (hands first)"
 
He objects to the "racialization of arrests and sentencing, with African-Americans and Hispanics overrepresented (SIC)" but evidently not to the sexualization of arrests and sentencing, with males profoundly over-represented.   Such obeisance to Leftist Group Think is pandemic in academia.
http://www.prisonexp.org/slide-42.htm
If Professor Zimbardo were truly overwrought by the destruction "of basic American values," why would he be so proud of his association with a serial sexual predator, and pathological liar who so disgraced himself that he was impeached therefor?  Meanwhile, Zimbardo has maligned President Bush who upholds "basic American values" such as the right of an infant being delivered to live.  The overwhelming majority of Americans support a ban on partial birth abortions, which Clinton vetoed and Bush signed.

To be sure, Left and Right engage in hatefully attacking the other side of the political spectrum.  But the Left wins out both quantitatively and qualitatively.  Searching "evil Bush" yielded 26,400 hits (one of them Professor Zimbardo, an expert on the subject of evil), while "evil Clinton" yielded only 1,360.  Shouldn't we get this ratio down to something more fair, like 10 to 1 ?
Until such time as the malignantly narcissistic Left acknowledges its profound bias and acts to correct it, I shall continue to seek out the very best and brightest Leftists - the giants of academia - and expose them.  Jonathan Swift would have it no other way.
 
His vein, ironically grave,
Expos'd the fool, and lash'd the knave.

[Cyber Liberty]

Freaking awesome!

[ChemEngrMBA]

Freaking awesome!

Thank you, dear Friend.
You would enjoy my book, I promise you.

[Bigun]

It would be interesting to find out if Professor Zimbardo is a descendant of Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

[ChemEngrMBA]

Puns are, in my constableary opinion, a sophisticated form of humor, hens I will post some of my original puns hear.

What do you call a chicken with a broken beak?


/ / /

Impeccable.

Weight.  I'm not done yet.

[ChemEngrMBA]

Goofball

Obviously this liberal got his little feelings hurt.
No sense of humor.  In fact, no sense.

[bigheadfred]

Obviously this liberal got his little feelings hurt.
No sense of humor.  In fact, no sense.

And with that you have turned me into a stick of dried fragrant paste. That's right. I am incensed.

[ChemEngrMBA]

Why do thinking people eat lunch at McDonalds?


They get Quarter Ponders.

(I crack myself up.)

[bigheadfred]

Why do thinking people eat lunch at McDonalds?


They get Quarter Ponders.

(I crack myself up.)

You have me flat fishing with one. That's right.  I am floundering.

[MeganC]

IQ is a very unreliable measure of real intelligence. 

I would agree. I've done a few IQ tests and while I do well on them I am still utterly mystified by many social interactions. This has made me into a social vegan who avoids meets.

[ChemEngrMBA]

FAILED GLOBAL WARMING PREDICTIONS OVER DECADES

[Smokin Joe]

I would agree. I've done a few IQ tests and while I do well on them I am still utterly mystified by many social interactions. This has made me into a social vegan who avoids meets.

Well played!

[240B]

My IQ came back negative. I actually owe IQ points to the universe.

[ChemEngrMBA]

My IQ came back negative. I actually owe IQ points to the universe.

Methinks thou dost protest too muchly. Blondes have started telling Alexandria Ocasio Cortez jokes.

If she and her followers went into a vacuum chamber, they would suck all the vacuum out.

[240B]

Famous impossible quiz. It has been floating around for many years. It is a 'gotcha' game with trick answers.
I have never made it to the end. But the part I played was kind of fun.

https://poki.com/en/g/the-impossible-quiz.
There is a walk-through on youtube.