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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 12/9/24
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Thanksgiving is now officially complete. It started with Biden pardoning the Turkey and ended up with Biden pardoning the Hunter.

More squirrels and raccoons have been arrested than anyone on Epstein's client list.

Back in the day, dads had 3 to 4 kids. Nowadays, kids have 3 to 4 dads. Climate change is crazy.

President Biden authorized Ukraine to fire long-range U.S. missiles into Russia, which Putin said would result in a state of war between Russia and NATO. The White House strategy for victory is suddenly quite clear. If they can blow up the world before January 20th, Trump never becomes president.

The View's Whoopi Goldberg accused a Staten Island bakery of refusing her cupcake order due to her politics, but in truth the bakery's boiler was down and they couldn't fill the order. Nevertheless, here we go again. Al Sharpton just declared that denial of cupcakes is the civil rights issue of our time.

Senator John Fetterman said fellow Democrats need to stop freaking out every time Trump does something. Is that medically possible? When operating on a Democrat, even the most skillful surgeon can't separate the hyperbole tissue from the normal tissue without jeopardizing the health of the patient.

Politico reported pollsters in the 2024 presidential race ended up over-sampling Democrat voters since Trump voters wouldn’t answer the phone. The often-quoted Des Moines Register pollster Ann Selzer has decided to retire after her Iowa poll was off by 16 points. She will be replaced by an astrologer.

The Blackfoot Tribe is lobbying Congress to restore Redskins as the name of Washington's NFL team with their Chief's image on the logo. They were renamed the Commanders in 2021. The tribe rightly feels that its heritage was disrespected when the team was re-named after Joe Biden's attack dog.

Ellen DeGeneres announced in California Tuesday she's selling her Montecito estate and moving to England because of the election of Donald Trump. Coincidentally Ellen's maid, gardener and pool boy are moving to Guatemala because of the election of Donald Trump. They just don't know it yet.

Elon Musk in an interview Sunday half-seriously asked Donald Trump Jr. how much it’d cost for him to buy MSNBC. We all love a great con. The half-million Democrats who paid Elon $100,000 for a Tesla thinking they were saving the planet are just realizing they helped fund the Trump campaign.

Donald Trump announced he will go right to work on a bill that eliminates taxes on tips, Social Security and overtime to bring relief to working taxpayers. Ending the war would help me. I just did my taxes with my accountant last week, and even with all the withholding, I still owe $3,500 to Ukraine.

Donald Trump is the only president in my lifetime who hasn't started a war with anybody, if you don't count the Women of the View.

President Biden spent the holiday week providing Ukraine with more U.S. ballistic missiles for use by Ukraine to fire into Russia, which Putin warns risks starting U.S.-Russia nuclear war. As Joe's term nears the end, the Biden Doctrine is hilariously clear. It states if Joe's got to go, we've all got to go.

Trump replaced his first cabinet with a younger, hotter cabinet. Typical.

- - Argus Hamilton

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing." - - Joe Biden

- - talk-show host Lionel aka Michael Lebron

"I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!"

- - Donald J. Trump


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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2024, 07:08:16 am »
Many Monday mornin' MAGA memes thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

We're just countin' down the days till it happens:



Other people are feeling anxious, too:



Actually, it is:



Putting "trans" in its proper place:



Thanks for always being there for us, bright and early on a Monday morning, Pookie! (cackles) And your little ARGUS, too!  333cleo
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2024, 07:13:28 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2024, 07:27:08 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2024, 08:33:48 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on December 09, 2024, 07:08:16 am
Many Monday mornin' MAGA memes thank-yous, Pookie! ;D

We're just countin' down the days till it happens:



Other people are feeling anxious, too:



Actually, it is:



Putting "trans" in its proper place:



Thanks for always being there for us, bright and early on a Monday morning, Pookie! (cackles) And your little ARGUS, too!  333cleo

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2024, 08:34:11 am »
Quote from: verga on December 09, 2024, 07:13:28 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2024, 08:34:39 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 09, 2024, 07:27:08 am
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2024, 09:53:17 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2024, 10:18:08 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2024, 10:40:59 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 09, 2024, 09:53:17 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2024, 10:41:26 am »
Quote from: Jimino on December 09, 2024, 10:18:08 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2024, 01:01:41 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie! Almost as great as the acquittal of Daniel Penny first thing this morning!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2024, 01:30:58 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2024, 06:08:43 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on December 09, 2024, 01:01:41 pm
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie! Almost as great as the acquittal of Daniel Penny first thing this morning!

My pleasure, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/9/24
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2024, 06:09:29 pm »
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