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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 12/2/24
« on: December 02, 2024, 06:48:29 am »








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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Kamala worked a Washington DC Thanksgiving Day banquet for the homeless. The cafeteria reeked of Ripple, but then Kamala left.

Joe Biden sounded wary when he pardoned the 2 turkeys Tuesday. After only 6 months, the 2 turkeys he pardoned last year were back on the streets committing crimes.

Special Counsel Jack Smith just blew $50 million trying to fix Trump's wagon and then the wheels came off today. He's now qualified to run Boeing.

The Weather Channel warned the West Coast that a winter front is set to dump a destructive rainstorm on Los Angeles today. It's why I keep both a Kamala sign and a Trump sign on my front lawn. The Harris sign guarantees me FEMA rescue from flooding and the Trump sign lets looters know I'm armed.

President Biden was taken to task by MSNBC pundits this week for being so smiling and cheerful since the election. It must be endorphins. The White House press secretary reported that on Tuesday President Biden had a meeting with a fascist dictator in the Oval Office for two hours and they got along.

Donald Trump named four cabinet nominees from the roster of Fox News stars. He even named their commercial pitch man. Trump nominated Mike Huckabee to be our Ambassador to Israel, and if there's one thing the Middle East needs right now it's a peaceful night's sleep provided by Relaxium.

Elon Musk and billionaire and former presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy were named by Trump to head the new Department of Government Efficiency. They have been tasked to eradicate government waste. Any federal workers willing to help out have been asked to submit their resignations.

USA Today reports election tallies gave Republicans control of the House Friday after the GOP had taken the Senate. Some recounts are defiantly disregarding court orders to wrap it up. Finally on Monday, Pennsylvania finished counting votes and elected Ben Franklin to the Continental Congress.

If you'd told me 4 years ago Trump would be re-elected, I'd have said no way. Joe Scarborough will go down to Mar-a-Lago to host Coffee with Hitler on MSNBC before that happens.

A Los Angeles psychologist is offering free online therapy for distraught Kamala voters. Did this country forget about the tradition of good sportsmanship and congratulating the winner? After the election, I warned one Kamala voter not to play Russian roulette, but it went in one ear and out the other.

Okay, for 4 years we've had Sleepy Joe and Crooked Joe...even Diminished Joe...but did any of you have Dr. Strangelove on your Bingo card?

MSNBC's Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski flew to Mar a Lago Friday to have a sit-down with Donald Trump. The couple spent the campaign calling him Hitler under the preposterous premise that Hitler could be an American. Even in Germany their national motto is He Was Austrian, You Know.

President Biden wrapped up the three-day APEC Summit with Asian leaders Monday. The conference began in Lima, Peru over the weekend and wound up in the Amazon Jungle in Brazil. When Joe was told he was in the Amazon, he said he paid for 2-day shipping for his Stair Master.

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov warned the world Tuesday that President Biden is risking a war between Russia and NATO by allowing Ukraine to fire long-range U.S. ballistic missiles into Russia. Did you hear about Biden's peace plan for Chicago? He's sending Glock 9s to the South Side.

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Offline scottfreitas

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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2024, 07:35:03 am »
Many Monday morning meme thank-yous. Pookie! ;D

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May the farce be with you:



The more things change, the more they stay the same:




The current Department of Government Efficiency:  9999hair out0000



Thank you again for getting another MAGA Monday off to a merry start, Pookie!  888high58888
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2024, 07:38:11 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2024, 07:50:45 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on December 02, 2024, 07:35:03 am
Many Monday morning meme thank-yous. Pookie! ;D

now playing at theaters everywhere:



May the farce be with you:



The more things change, the more they stay the same:




The current Department of Government Efficiency:  9999hair out0000



Thank you again for getting another MAGA Monday off to a merry start, Pookie!  888high58888

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2024, 07:51:25 am »
Quote from:  link=topic=547788.msg3109542#msg3109542 date=1733143091
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2024, 10:16:48 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2024, 11:01:33 am »
Quote from: Jimino on December 02, 2024, 10:16:48 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2024, 02:27:07 pm »
73 MILLION ABORTIONS ANNUALLY WORLDWIDE
AT LEAST 1.5 BILLION UNBORN BABIES MURDERED

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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2024, 03:56:27 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2024, 05:14:16 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2024, 08:22:27 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2024, 08:22:52 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 02, 2024, 05:14:16 pm
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2024, 11:33:23 pm »
Spot on.  Thank you, Mr. Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/2/24
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2024, 06:19:40 am »
Quote from: Hoodat on December 02, 2024, 11:33:23 pm
Spot on.  Thank you, Mr. Pookie.



You're welcome, Hoodat!
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