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Offline pookie18

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Today's Toons 11/18/24
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Politico reported that Democrats in the mainstream media and CNN and MSNBC were stunned and infuriated by Trump's sweeping victory in the election. They have only themselves to blame. Democrats learned the hard way you can only call a guy Hitler for so long before he sweeps an election.

Fox News anchor Bret Baier hosted a two-hour panel of Fox News analysts Wednesday to look at the election and pick the winners and losers. I offer one. I believe the biggest winner in Tuesday night's election is Disney World, which now won't have to pay for a new addition to the Hall of Presidents.

Fortune magazine reports that Election Day arrived in the United States Tuesday with a record 82 million votes cast ahead of time. I just got word that my uncle, a lifelong Republican, voted by mail and he voted Democratic for the first time ever. This would've never happened if he were still alive.

Fox News Democratic analyst and former Congressman Harold Ford urged Americans to accept the verdict and become one nation again. It divided families like no election I've ever seen. My neighbor told me he found out his parents voted for Kamala and he's going to stop visiting their graves.

The White House was asked by reporters Thursday if the president will pardon his son following his sentencing in federal court in three weeks. A statement was released by the White House press secretary stating that President Biden will NOT give Hunter a pardon. Not without a kickback he won't.

Biden invites Trump to the White House. Some say it's so Biden can show he's the bigger man. Others say it's because he doesn't remember him.

Kamala offered her help in the presidential transition. Yes, she offered Trump a free sex change operation.

The Polish parliament cheered and chanted Trump's name on news of his election. You can't make it up. We've lived long enough to see Hitler cheered in Poland.

Comedian Jimmy Kimmel's post-election weep-ologue went viral. It was so not funny that Hezbollah just took credit for the bombing.

Iran plot unveiled today. Trump's been the target of assassins 3 times in 3 months. His Secret Service code name is Donald, Duck!

Celebrity exodus post-election. Streisand said she'll move to England and George Lopez is going to Mexico, although not by choice.

If the 2024 election results prove anything it's that progressive cultural imperialism is ultimately no match for human nature.

We are two different countries. Rosie O'Donnell is telling Democrats to go on a sex strike while Donald Trump is telling Republicans to Drill Baby Drill!

The Polish Parliament in Warsaw stood and cheered when it was announced Trump won. It really surprised me. You'd think it would have been the German Parliament.

The Kamala Harris campaign was reported $20 million in debt after blowing through $1 billion in campaign funds. They paid Hollywood celebrities millions to endorse her and perform at her rallies and now the campaign is deeply in debt. Kamala is now qualified to run Warner Brothers Studio.

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Offline scottfreitas

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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2024, 05:44:55 am »
Mega MAGA Monday morning meme thank-yous, Pookie!

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Thanks for getting the week off to a good start, Pookie! And btw, reading today's Argus in a Don Rickles voice REALLY helped me get the week off to a good start! I will now utilize Don Rickles' voice for every "In Case You Missed It" Argus extra, Rickles is truly "the ghost with the most!" (sorry, Betelgeus).
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2024, 07:18:35 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2024, 08:09:10 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2024, 10:03:21 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2024, 11:36:32 am »
Quote from: scottfreitas on November 18, 2024, 05:44:55 am
Mega MAGA Monday morning meme thank-yous, Pookie!

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Thanks for getting the week off to a good start, Pookie! And btw, reading today's Argus in a Don Rickles voice REALLY helped me get the week off to a good start! I will now utilize Don Rickles' voice for every "In Case You Missed It" Argus extra, Rickles is truly "the ghost with the most!" (sorry, Betelgeus).

You're welcome & thanks, Scott! (aka you hockey puck)
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2024, 11:36:55 am »
Quote from: verga on November 18, 2024, 07:18:35 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2024, 11:37:24 am »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on November 18, 2024, 08:09:10 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2024, 11:37:51 am »
Quote from: Jimino on November 18, 2024, 10:03:21 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2024, 01:37:11 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2024, 01:43:35 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2024, 02:37:10 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 11/18/24
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2024, 02:37:30 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 18, 2024, 01:43:35 pm
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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