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Today's Toons 11/11/24
« on: November 11, 2024, 04:09:51 am »






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Kamala Harris hosted a rally at the Ellipse in Washington, D.C., Monday where she excoriated Donald Trump as a divisive fascist. It's there for anyone to see. Just the day before, Trump made news at Madison Square Garden by hosting the most racially diverse and pro-Israel rally in Hitler history.

Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos published an editorial following his refusal to let the paper endorse Kamala Harris. Here comes the punch line. When Bezos vowed that the Post will now be factual and present both sides on their editorial pages, 200,000 Democrats canceled their subscription.

Plans are being made to build the Biden Presidential Library in Delaware. It's a four-story structure and in Joe's honor, the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Today Dorito's honored Joe Biden with a new flavored chip called Nacho Year.

Elon Musk was born in Africa but is now an American citizen. Republicans are scrambling to hide his birth certificate and making plans for 2028.

NBC breaks the law having Kamala on SNL & giving no equal time to Trump. The Justice Department just announced Lorne Michaels is an elderly man with a poor memory.

Doug Emhoff: "Kamala did what Kamala always does. She put her head down and went to work." That explains HIS joy. And it wasn't even his birthday.

Kamala Harris gave a Sunday speech to a church congregation in Philadelphia last week. It's no secret that when Kamala was living in California, she once found a $100 bill on the floor of a parking garage, and she immediately asked herself what would Jesus do? So, she converted it into wine.

Hollywood star and former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced Wednesday he is endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris. I'm not surprised. It's a fact Arnold and Kamala's husband Doug Emhoff share the same position on nannies, that is, sitting in front of a camera, giving a deposition.

The 2nd biggest winner in Tuesday's election was Hunter Biden because he can now be pardoned today.

I guess Joe Scarborough picked the wrong night to quit sniffing glue.

I find it hilarious that the 3 angriest women in America today are named Whoopi, Sunny and Joy.

President Biden just went on Zoom and congratulated Donald Trump on winning the World Series.

If you think Democrats are sad; comedians just lost 4 years of Doug Emhoff jokes.]

Donald Trump had one question for the mainstream media today. Do you want fries with that?

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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2024, 05:51:47 am »
MAGA Monday morning meme memories thank-yous, Pookie!

It occurred to me: I'm finally set free from Kamala-dee-dah memes! Sure, there's still some good ones floating around out there. But NEW ones? HA! that commie airhead is already yesterday's news! I'm free to be unburdened by what has-been! In honor of this realization... i am avoiding her memes like the plague.

She has distracted America long enough! There are more important things to meme about! (to me) :amen:

The never-ending battle:



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He said, she said:



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The possibilities suddenly seem endless! I am Kameltoe free! WOO-HOO!  :yowsa: 

Enjoy the rest of your Monday, pookie! And thanks  again for all the Argus!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2024, 06:54:56 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2024, 07:41:25 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2024, 10:05:33 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons! Veteran's day today, let us all never forget!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2024, 12:05:02 pm »
Pookie's Toons make Monday morning tolerable!  Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2024, 01:11:09 pm »
G'day, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2024, 01:12:26 pm »
Quote from: scottfreitas on November 11, 2024, 05:51:47 am
MAGA Monday morning meme memories thank-yous, Pookie!

It occurred to me: I'm finally set free from Kamala-dee-dah memes! Sure, there's still some good ones floating around out there. But NEW ones? HA! that commie airhead is already yesterday's news! I'm free to be unburdened by what has-been! In honor of this realization... i am avoiding her memes like the plague.

She has distracted America long enough! There are more important things to meme about! (to me) :amen:

The never-ending battle:



First world problems:




He said, she said:



Someone's knockin' at the door, somebody's ringing the bell:





The possibilities suddenly seem endless! I am Kameltoe free! WOO-HOO!  :yowsa: 

Enjoy the rest of your Monday, pookie! And thanks  again for all the Argus!

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2024, 01:13:04 pm »
Quote from: verga on November 11, 2024, 06:54:56 am
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2024, 01:14:01 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on November 11, 2024, 07:41:25 am
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2024, 01:14:56 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on November 11, 2024, 10:05:33 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the Monday morning toons! Veteran's day today, let us all never forget!

My pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2024, 01:15:34 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on November 11, 2024, 12:05:02 pm
Pookie's Toons make Monday morning tolerable!  Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras!!!

You're welcome, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2024, 02:26:42 pm »
Thank you Pookie!!!  wink777
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2024, 02:46:09 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2024, 05:04:29 pm »
Quote from: MeganC on November 11, 2024, 02:26:42 pm
Thank you Pookie!!!  wink777

My pleasure, MeganC!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/11/24
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2024, 05:05:02 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 11, 2024, 02:46:09 pm
Thanks, pookie!

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