Today's Toons 11/4/24

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(Thank you, cartoonist Rex May)


In Case You Missed It Dept.:

To make it up to Democrats , McDonald's is now offering the Kamala Special. Anything you order at the counter is free, and the person behind you in line has to pay for it.

Donald Trump attended the Steelers-NY Jets game in Pittsburgh that aired on NBC's Sunday Night Football, where fans in the stadium erupted in USA chants as he waved to them from the press box. However NBC refused to air Trump or the stadium cheering him. He doesn't sing or date Travis Kelce.

The Citizen Free Press reported a huge turnout of Amish voters driving to the polls in Central Pennsylvania to cast their ballots. The local polls say they are overwhelmingly in favor of voting for Trump, which surprised me. The Amish are the only Americans not upset about the high gas prices.

Kamala Harris refused to reverse her claim she once worked at McDonald's, a claim refuted by Trump. There's no record of her ever working there. However on Monday, 51 members of the U.S. intelligence community issued a statement confirming that Kamala Harris once worked at McDonald's.

Kamala Harris enlisted music and hip-hop stars such as Usher and Lizzo and Stevie Wonder to campaign onstage with her. There are signs of worry. Kamala's advisors are urging her to adopt the strategy that won for Joe Biden in 2020 so they've set out a trail of wine boxes that leads to the basement.

Kamala spoke to radio host Charlamagne trying to win over black men. She proposed giving one million $20,000 forgivable business loans to black men and also legalizing marijuana. It could only have been more insulting if she'd tried to close the deal by throwing in a carton of Kool's.

The Wall Street Journal ran an article citing Kamala Harris's office managerial style during her tenure as VP which has raised questions about her temperament. Watchdogs report that over the last four years 90% of her staff either quit or was fired. That's the highest turnover rate since the Titanic.

Kamala got into law school on a program for students with hardships. The board heard her try to answer a simple question and assumed that English wasn't her first language.

Maria Shriver hosts a TV interview with Kamala. They recently collaborated on a book titled How to Keep Your Husband from Knocking Up the Nanny.

Kamala Harris was dogged by more plagiarism charges this week when it appeared she copied others' works in her 2004 California Attorney General Crime Report. That's not all. Kamala faces another charge of plagiarism by copying Paul von Hindenburg who in 1933 called his opponent Hitler.

This week multiple french fries have come forward and accused Donald Trump of salting them.

Labor Party officials in England are advising Kamala on how to win. But they are split 50-50 over whether to call Trump Voldemort or Ernst Blofeld.

Kamala says Trump is Hitler. Amazing. This means Jews were safer under Hitler than under Biden-Harris.

Halloween movie trailer shows a hand reaching up from the grave. It's Dianne Feinstein voting for the next spending bill.

Kamala Harris did an Anderson Cooper town hall Wednesday which left CNN pundits shaking their heads and worrying over her vague, meandering answers. She did not display a nimble mind. Kamala's performance at the Town Hall was such as disaster that afterwards Ukraine sent HER money.

Kamala Harris hosted a campaign rally in Atlanta Thursday which featured Bruce Springsteen delivering his endorsement. Days earlier, Kamala's rally offered Usher, Lizzo and Stevie Wonder onstage for her. All in all, it makes the case for electing Kamala Harris the President of Capitol Records.

Kamala today vowed to get tough on illegal immigrants.They will be downgraded from 5 star hotels to 4 star ones.

Israel fired missiles over Iraq into Iran today 2 weeks after Iran fired missiles over Iraq into Israel. Iraq continues to celebrate Passover.

Donald Trump scoffed at Kamala's calling him a fascist in her CNN Town Hall. The Democrats called Bush Hitler, then they called McCain Hitler, then they called Romney Hitler, now they call Trump Hitler. The difference between Hitler jokes and a cow is, you can't milk a cow after twelve years.

Bob Woodward is releasing a book called War that reveals President Biden's mental decline in painful detail during the last four years. When Joe was a little boy in the 3rd grade, his teacher scolded him and told him that he'd never get paid for staring out the window all day. I guess he won that round.

Kamala Harris was reportedly admitted to UC San Francisco Law School in 1986 on a hardship scholarship for which she didn't qualify. It's intended for students with major life hurdles. The board heard Kamala try to answer a simple question and assumed that English wasn't her first language.

Fox News reports 12,000 North Korean troops are being trained in Russia to aid in the invasion of Ukraine. My guess is that Putin thinks Ukrainians might come to the peace table if they feel their dogs and cats are being threatened by approaching Koreans. If this doesn't work he's recruiting Haitians.

Los Angeles' embattled District Attorney faces defeat in the upcoming election according to the polls due to anger over his soft on shoplifting and cashless bail policies. It's no secret why Gascon last Friday petitioned to have Erik and Lyle Menendez released from state prison. He needs the two votes.

Donald Trump enjoyed a massive rally in Madison Square Garden Sunday night with 20,000 New Yorkers. It started awkwardly with a young comic joking that Puerto Rico was a floating island of garbage which angered the locals. That's New York's title and no one's taking it away without a fight.

I can't believe it's Trump Supporters Are Garbage season already... I still have my Trump Supporters Are Nazi's decorations up.

So Trump now works on a garbage truck and at McDonald's. The Biden economy is so bad, even seniors have to work two jobs.

The Dodgers just won the World Series. Now everyone in LA faces a tough choice. Do we burn the cop cars tonight or do we wait until Trump wins Tuesday?

The president bites and chews on babies at a WH Halloween event. Tonight, Hannibal Lecter is going trick or treating as Joe Biden to scare families at their front door.

- - Argus Hamilton



(Thank you, Vulcan)

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[verga]

Thank you Pookie

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, we may have turned the clocks back, but as always, your toons are right on time! Thanks!!!

[scottfreitas]

Mucho MAGA Monday morning meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D


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Thanks for the Monday mega MAGA montage, Pookie! And try to enjoy the calm before the storm, aka the rest of your Monday!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, we may have turned the clocks back, but as always, your toons are right on time! Thanks!!!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Mucho MAGA Monday morning meme thank-yous, Pookie! ;D


It's almost time...



BREAKING NEWS:


A message from their sponsors:


And here we are... one day from the big day. Maybe the last normal day of our lives, who knows. :/

 
Tomorrow... the Super Bowl. Patriots versus Stealers, round two. Will the good guys win this time?   


Thanks for the Monday mega MAGA montage, Pookie! And try to enjoy the calm before the storm, aka the rest of your Monday!

You're welcome & thanks, Scott!

[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  I loved all those Argus Extras, too!!! 

[ricebug]

G'day, Pookie!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie!  I loved all those Argus Extras, too!!!

My pleasure, CL!

[pookie18]

G'day, Pookie!

G'day, Ricebug!